i need a helper to test things.

can be xbox or ps3, preferably ps3.

basically i need you to stand still and get mauled by various greatswords.
i'll measure the speeds of them now, and then compare them again after the patch to see the impact.

Im on xbox or pc so exactly what you didn't ask for but i'd gladly help

Couldn't you just hit the Everlasting Dragon over and over and test it that way?

oh yeahhh..

i can't kill that thing right?

No, as far as anyone knows, he's an IMMORTAL!

Wouldn't it be great if this is how someone accidentally kills the dragon?

well cool i'll just go knock that fool around a bit. i'll be able to get the speeds on a ton of weapons now since i can just sit there at 713 and record all of them with the bonfire.