I was inching my way through Undead Parish, kiting out the Balder Knights from the chapel one-by-one. Suddenly I see a notice... XxManMilk69xX has invaded!(not real, but my first victory was against some combination of "Man" and "Milk")
I don't know what this means. I pause at the doors to the chapel, scanning left and right. Before long a robed figure emerges from the chapel doors, firing rows of homing magic in my direction. I attempt to block, to no avail. I dodge as he spams this attack over and over, trying to inch my way closer to land a blow. He has no shield... I can do this.
As I approach, he pulls out strange looking curved blades, one in each hand. Odd. My heater shield boasts 100% physical defense, and I know which button makes the blocking happen. I see the robed figure wind up for the first blow... And I'm dead.
But.. I blocked! I BLOCKED. My character falls to the ground dead (and very electrocuted) as I mash the block button over and over as if it will somehow resurrect my poor little thief.
It was a few weeks later that I knew what I had faced. Dual lightning shotels. I never stood a chance.