Quotes of the Day

Just feel free to post some quotes you personally enjoy or coined yourself.

Mine is, "It is not the author's job to tell the story, but to open the door for the reader and let the story tell itself." -Me

"*** fans gotta get their **** -prints on everything. Can't even read a decent fanfic" ~ Me, after failing to find a good story on FFN for the 2nd week in a row.

"I shouldn't be here." ~ Me after getting lost in a random neighborhood walking my turf

"The difference between the brave and the cowardly is the direction they step when they're afraid." My own version of something I liked in a Xanth novel

"Let's split up, he can't follow us both."
I was walking around with a friend for a couple of hours tonight and someone was following us for an hour and a half taking every turn that we took. My friend ended up walking straight into a ton of bushes and I took a turn in the wrong direction and ended up losing the guy after another 20 minutes of taking turns at every corner. Guess what? I ended up getting lost in some neighborhood that I'd never been to before. So here is another quote.
"Where the *** am I!?" It took me an hour to find my friend just sitting on the curb of my street. Oh and I cried.

^ wanna know a better way of handling that? Approach the guy with a bludgeon-y something and tell them to f*ck off

Yeah I'm not exactly a very violent individual but I should have done that it would have saved a lot of time.

Another good quote: "There's strength in numbers." Combine that with your first quote Grin. Anytime you need to confront anyone and you have backup never stand right next to each other. Split up. If they know you're there but can't see both at once......you get the idea. "Phobos won many battles before Ares could even set foot on the battlefield." I just made that up

"Archers practice until they get it right. Rangers practice until they never get it wrong."-Halt from the Ranger's Apprentice series.
It's pretty damn good advice.

The one that I read was quite good. I'd like to find it again and finish it up.

"Don't know untill you ask." -my dad

"Death solves all problems - no man, no problem." - Joseph Stalin

There is a truth to the quote, just an extremist truth.

''You did not steal anything. Calm down''
-Me (When walking out of the Store. :silent: )

"Only darkness makes us aware Of the light that shines all around us." ~ geekymcgeekerstein, from her fan dub of Yasashii Yoake

"Journeys end, Losers die."-Mr. Green.

"Its best not to be a po-ta-to when playing Dark Souls, unless you are a Glad0s. Well then my friend you just need more hats" - Me trying to teach my friend to dodge effectivly

In an ankward situation: "If you don't have anything smart to say, then shut up" - my mother.

Learned this in the hard way

"If a writer of prose knows enough of what he is writing about he may omit things that he knows and the reader, if the writer is writing truly enough, will have a feeling of those things as strongly as though the writer had stated them. The dignity of movement of an ice-berg is due to only one-eighth of it being above water."-Earnest Hemingway

The following quote is old AND a false statement: "You can't teach an old dog new tricks."

Quote busted!

^ you can teach a new dog hilarious tricks too. BANG BANG

Dog: drops like a break with legs all straight up.

Edit: "Indian food? Tears of jooooy " me, just now.

"Large egos are carried by small minds."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of Evil, is for Good men to do nothing." Edmund Burk

Have this tattoed on me and recite it to myself and other swat guys before our ops.

ROOSTER330 wrote:"The only thing necessary for the triumph of Evil, is for Good men to do nothing." Edmund Burk

Have this tattoed on me and recite it to myself and other swat guys before our ops.

Hell ya. much respect here.

Cris the lighthearted wrote:

ROOSTER330 wrote:"The only thing necessary for the triumph of Evil, is for Good men to do nothing." Edmund Burk

Have this tattoed on me and recite it to myself and other swat guys before our ops.

Hell ya. much respect here.