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    Best/Funniest/Derpiest NPC Quotes

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    Post by moaiguy42 Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:02 am

    The title pretty much says it all; share your pick for the best,funniest, and derpiest NPC quotes. When this receives 30-50 picks (hopefully) I'll make a poll of the most popular ones.
    My picks:

    Best all around:
    "But, use this, to summon one another as spirits, cross the gaps between the worlds, and engage in jolly co-operation!"
    —Solaire of Astora,

    Funniest:
    I am Siegmeyer of Catarina, and you shall feel my wrath!
    -Siegmeyer of Catarina

    Derpiest:

    Vee hee hee hee!
    -Female Undead Merchat
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    Post by Argetlam350 Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:16 am

    Best Quote:

    "The dragons shall never be forgotten...
    We knights fought valiantly but for every one of them, we lost three score of our own.
    Exhiliration, pride, hatred, rage...
    The Dragons teased out our dearest emotions.
    ...Thou will understand one day.
    At thy twilight, old thoughts return, in great waves of nostalgia. :

    -Hawkeye Gough



    Funniest:

    "You really are fond of chatting with me, aren’t you? If I didn’t know better, I’d think you had feelings for me! Oh, no, dear me. Pretend you didn’t hear that! Hah hah hah! "

    -Solaire of Astora



    Derpiest:

    "Still closed... Still closed...Mmmmmmm."

    Siegmeyer of Catarina
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    Post by moaiguy42 Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:21 am

    I have a feeling most quotes will be from Siegmeyer/Solaire. tongue
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    Post by PlasticandRage Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:26 am

    YOU SPOONY BARD!
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    Post by Carphil Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:33 am

    Derpiest: Yulia! Yulia...
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    Post by OrnsteinBro Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:09 am

    Derpiest? Priscilla's description of the inhabitants of the painted world comes to mind.
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    Post by RevolverSnake Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:14 am

    I am free. Now I can get back to work…
    Keh heh heh heh…
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    Post by TheAshenPhantom Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:36 am

    Best-Artorias from cut dialog: Ah, Sif, there you are.. *Coughs* All of you forgive me. For I have availed you nothing.
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    Post by Gambs_the_Grey Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:51 am

    Aye simwae!
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    Post by moaiguy42 Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:56 pm

    Priscilla-

    "This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind"

    Yeah...sure.
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    Post by Dark Spirit EliteBiker20 Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:39 pm

    Funniest - "Not too shabby" from the guy at firelink after you kill him. Its actually more ironic, especially if you kill him with a riposte.
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    Post by Onion Knight Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:01 pm

    Anything that Oswald of Carim says , the guy just cracks me up with his awkwardness. You can just imagine your character staring blankly at him whilst he does his routine : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcCdqoo6gLc
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    Post by callipygias Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:37 pm

    Easily the funniest line in the game for me is from when you meet Sieglinde. The way the actress says, "... it wasn't terrible in there..." Cracks me up just thinking of it.

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