LOL. I've already played with something like this and it's ridiculous. You take hits and your HP bar doesn't move. It has +93 poise for tanking spears and falchions, 2500 HP to survive any backstab and dark magic. Server is perfect for stunlocking and as 1 handed weapon. Crest shield for dark magic, Black Flame for overagressive players and an elemental Pike that I can menu swap for some turtling.
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