Hello forum, I bring you another story from Dark Souls. Although one nowhere nearly as disturbing as my last one,"Fifty Shades of Dark Souls."
After the fight club not too long ago(I believe it was just this weekend), I took my Gwyndolin build into Anor Londo for some Guilty Hunting.
At some point I found another cosplayer, Gwyn.
8 vitality can only get you so far, so I lost that round.
The following was our conversation.
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Father: YOU DARE CHALLENGE YOUR FATHER? I LOVED YOUR BROTHER MORE!
Son: Oh, is that why you took his deity status? And maybe if you DIDN'T RAISE ME AS A WOMAN, WE WOULDN'T BE FIGHTING!
F: HOW DARE YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME MISSY! WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A LONG TALK WHEN DARK SOULS II COMES OUT!
S: No we're not! YOU'RE the one who decided to hollow in the Kiln and be slain by the Dark Lord!
F: Okay you win. thanks 4 playing
S: JEEZ DAD, YOU'RE JUST GONNA GIVE UP? And stop letting these gankers into Anor Londo!
(I did actually fight some gankers and won. They're messy to clean off the walls though...)
F: okay.jpg
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Gwyndolin-1 Gwyn-0
Good to see people in this game have a sense of humor.
After the fight club not too long ago(I believe it was just this weekend), I took my Gwyndolin build into Anor Londo for some Guilty Hunting.
At some point I found another cosplayer, Gwyn.
8 vitality can only get you so far, so I lost that round.
The following was our conversation.
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Father: YOU DARE CHALLENGE YOUR FATHER? I LOVED YOUR BROTHER MORE!
Son: Oh, is that why you took his deity status? And maybe if you DIDN'T RAISE ME AS A WOMAN, WE WOULDN'T BE FIGHTING!
F: HOW DARE YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME MISSY! WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A LONG TALK WHEN DARK SOULS II COMES OUT!
S: No we're not! YOU'RE the one who decided to hollow in the Kiln and be slain by the Dark Lord!
F: Okay you win. thanks 4 playing
S: JEEZ DAD, YOU'RE JUST GONNA GIVE UP? And stop letting these gankers into Anor Londo!
(I did actually fight some gankers and won. They're messy to clean off the walls though...)
F: okay.jpg
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Gwyndolin-1 Gwyn-0
Good to see people in this game have a sense of humor.