When I'm resting at a bonfire, I prefer to eat egg noodles

Ever have one of those days where you got a whole day with nothing to do, it's raining or maybe you have the stomach flu and you just hunker down for twelve straight hours of DKS? No rest, no time for lengthy cooking, bathroom breaks, etc. But by about dinner time your starting to get sloppy, you're rolling off cliffs and not even laughing about it anymore, or you sprint all the way through Anor Londo, get to where you where going , and then try to remember what the hell you were trying to do in the first place?
It's about then that you finally break down from your DKS marathon and give in to your primal need. For me, that usually means it's egg noodle time. I'm talking 89 cents a package, 300 calories a serving (which incidentally is not the entire package), boil for 60 seconds and you got a savory bowl of kung-pao goodness Miyazaki the man himself would probably endorse.

What's your special bonfire food?









special note: if anybody mentions salad or tofu I will show no mercy

Pizza (gets invaded, cleans controller for hours afterwards)
Instant Ramen (too lzay to make the real thing)
Hotdog (homemade yummy)

Anything that you can eat with one hand, or with chopsticks, requires no, or short preparation and is easy to leave asap in case of invasion, or co-op request.

But I mostly do this

Spoiler:

Ah, so you aren't so interested in the flavor but more in the tactical practicality? You want something you can dump in an instant without making a mess? Makes sense.


And about your salad and tofu... I don't hate you for it, I just pity your sorry self-flavor depriving mind, and am sorry for whatever traumatic circumstance brought you to such an idiotic state of mind. May the Gods of Flavor have mercy upon your wretched soul.

BIG TIME MASTER wrote:Ah, so you aren't so interested in the flavor but more in the tactical practicality? You want something you can dump in an instant without making a mess? Makes sense.


And about your salad and tofu... I don't hate you for it, I just pity your sorry self-flavor depriving mind, and am sorry for whatever traumatic circumstance brought you to such an idiotic state of mind. May the Gods of Flavor have mercy upon your wretched soul.

Pizza combines practicality with one of the most amazing flavors for me.

Nah, I was just teasing you. I hate tofu, but I can appreciate a good salad.

Pasta... Without any sauce, nor anything else.
It's 100% practical to me. When I get invaded, it's not a problem if some pasta fall on the ground, it won't leave any mark. Plus, my cats don't seem to like it, so the chance of finding any pasta in my bed is reduced to nearly 0%.
Ok, you could say that the flavor is a bit missing here, but it is said that pasta is good for sportsmen, and my fingers are these of a sportsman. (That's good for Dark Souls, but not only... If you what I mean)

Ramen or pizza are my go to gaming foods.

I'm suddenly craving ramen again

Edit: For those wanting a tasty ramen treat on the cheap, you can still use those instant packages but add some stuff like cut up spring onions, tiny viena sausages, surimi, maybe a boiled egg or half a boiled egg and you've got yourself something to smack your lips to. If you want veggie in it brocoli stems go good, so does something like Chinese cabbage, spinach or even lettuce.

Pizza rolls. I normally just throw one in my mouth when I get invaded, effectively burning my tongue, but it's just what I prefer to eat when gaming.

Well, not greasy chips. I never eat something thats gonna get my pad greasy.
My favorite bonfire food? Marshmallows? bad joke. Actually i like eating salty crackers while waiting for jolly coop.

Pizza, ramen, hotdog, or 5 or 6 banana peppers and I'm good to go.

Ah, the venerable vegetable. Are you eating these raw?

Of all the myriad of foods, I have to say, when I consider all aspects of the experience of eating, the onion is by and large my favorite food.

Raw, I just started eating them a few months ago and I'm addicted to them now.

I can't eat onions raw I'll put them on cheeseburgers and on chicken but I can't eat them raw.

Orange chicken with rice, always accompanied by a Mike's(it's part of a balanced diet).

If I'm too lazy to pick-up the chinese food, I'll make myself some tuna salad/ramen noodles/hotdogs/ or order a pizza.

I sometimes eat some Crutons.

Pizza rolls & microwavable meals by Kashi and Amy's are my go to eats while playing.