I can't argue the balls and kudos on the win streak LunarFog, that's definitely an accomplishment.
My complaints are:
The lack of effort to get to the point of bragging. I know it's a banner but so is a plank shield. You can take that further and deliberately let mobs beat up on it (or overuse your weapon) until it's broken. I once fought a guy with a broken trident I didn't have the stats for. The 8 damage per hit was my banner. It's like the BB glitch for skilled players who want to brag. No effort into it. (Also, I lost that fight)
It's unbalanced. Just like the Bieber Ring (DWGR) used to let you flip (handspring Skare, it was always a handspring) at crazy weights, this ring lets someone create an advantage for someone else the EXACT SAME WAY.
Think about it this way....pre-patch DWGR went like this, put on a ring, instant advantage to one party
Calamity ring, put on a ring, instant advantage to one party. Sounds familiar doesn't it? This ring is just as unbalanced as that one ever was.
FROM YOU FOOLS!!!!