Want to Plunder My Dungeon?

Okay guys, well i was playing world of Warcraft the other say on my gnome character, and went around Stormwind to find this Night Elf chick dancing on the same statue all day. She obviously wanted me....

So eventually i ask

" Hey babe, would you like to plunder my dungeon?"

And guess what she has the nerve to say!

" Sorry, but i don't plunder small dungeons."

Can you believe her? I mean, anyone who has played WoW knows that it's not the size of the dungeon, it's the quality of loot and experience. And hey, take a trip through my dungeon you'll level up five times GUARANTEED.

I'll find a broken straight sword and a un-upgraded longsword and that's it.

There is nothing to plunder in your dungeon.

Samurainova wrote:Okay guys, well i was playing world of Warcraft the other say on my gnome character, and went around Stormwind to find this Night Elf chick dancing on the same statue all day. She obviously wanted me....

So eventually i ask

" Hey babe, would you like to plunder my dungeon?"

And guess what she has the nerve to say!

" Sorry, but i don't plunder small dungeons."

Can you believe her? I mean, anyone who has played WoW knows that it's not the size of the dungeon, it's the quality of loot and experience. And hey, take a trip through my dungeon you'll level up five times GUARANTEED.

Are we actualy talking about dungeons, or something more promiscuous?

WandererReece wrote:

Samurainova wrote:Okay guys, well i was playing world of Warcraft the other say on my gnome character, and went around Stormwind to find this Night Elf chick dancing on the same statue all day. She obviously wanted me....

So eventually i ask

" Hey babe, would you like to plunder my dungeon?"

And guess what she has the nerve to say!

" Sorry, but i don't plunder small dungeons."

Can you believe her? I mean, anyone who has played WoW knows that it's not the size of the dungeon, it's the quality of loot and experience. And hey, take a trip through my dungeon you'll level up five times GUARANTEED.

Are we actualy talking about dungeons, or something more promiscuous?

That's the beauty of metaphor.. be blind if you wish

Funny thing is, the way nova put it, sounds like he wants her to peg him.. I really hope thats not what he meant

^ I'm implying that is what he meant.

I'll plunder yer dungeon

Pssh,we all know that Orc's dungeon are better than gnome's.

It's waaaaay bigger and it is the kind that penetrates any soul by its beauty.

and we all know that dragons lairs trump all dungeons except those of bigger dragons.

Well I do have a bunch of DKP to use.

I love you, man. That's being added to the Great Book of Comedy Gold.

Get dat +1.

Thead title: No!
OP: lol

I have no idea what you guys are talking about...