The Tinkering Times The Gremtastic periodical dedicated to bringing you the latest and greatest news and pranks from around LordranPrank of the week(or so):
Keep the pranks coming. This week we haven't had any pranks but GrinTwist wrote this and it's awesome read this
Former pranks of the week:
I'm gonna go host so I don't get madder.I'll dress up like a miner and go break some rocks with my pickaxe.God help the next guy to backstab me.
Update:Some Darkmoon invaded while I was mining.Upon seeing my ripped chest,she took off all of her clothes and started whipping me.Damn kinky 'Mooners. :oops:
KrazykevS10 wrote:Today I decided to dress up like a ghost(Painting guardian gear,leggings of thorns and fog ring)and delight the wonderful and patient gankers with my silly shenanigans.Many of them gave a jolly chase as I led them around the forest,leaving trails of the most beautiful prism stones I could find.They seemed rather put off by my cries for help from behind the nearby trees and decided the best way to help was to vanquish my phantom form.But you see,ghosts can never truly be banished and so,the gankers met a most untimely demise,my spirit dagger buried in their backs.T'was a good day.
Maneater_Mildred wrote:I spent about 3 hours in the depths last night doing a bit of co-op and waiting for invasions... Oh the fun I had with a few very high lvl darkmoons. I would wait for them in the slime hallway, bow when they turned up.... Then turn and run away. After that it was a game of Gremlin hide and seek. I amazed at how many people don't know their way around the depths.... I lead 1 guy around for 25 minutes... 25 MINUTES! Even dropped him a few dung piles. In the end he rage quite and sent abusive mail, to which I replied... Yum yum.
NPCWhiteMage wrote:Friends! Trolls! Gremlins!
Lend me thine ear-balls!
Last night was a night of great pranking and mischief.
Feeling the urge to play some naughty tricks, I decided to take advantage of the warped time line in Lordran and invade other instances of Lordran and bring with me the flaming wrath of Karma and Mischi-wait...what was that?
Alas! I find myself invaded by a filthy Spirit of Vengence!
I was ill prepared fot the conflict, so I used my sneaky skills and turned myself into a vase! The SoV ran by me and into one of the rooms. While he was away I dropped an item (A pie of the most delectable dung) and giggle as I remaind a vase.
The SoV ran back, found my present, and was...confused. Not thinking much of it, he ran off to find me again, but only succeded in passing by. This process of hiding, being passed, and dropping pies repeated for quite sometime before I watched the SoV fling himself to his demise having been driven insane by my antics.
The Jaws of Karma find purchase once again.
-The Second Official Gremlin Event, a weekend celebration of Towel Day has been scheduled from May 24th through the 26th! Stay tuned for event details.
-It's official! The first...um....official....Gremlin Holiday has been passed into law. It narrowly passed through the legislative body by a vote of 1 to 0 (the GremKing voting "for"). As of today, April Fools Day is a Gremlin Holiday! Gremlins are encouraged to party like there's no April 2nd and prank the living bejesus out of anyone and everyone! And eat cake. Always eat cake.
-News from abroad! The Gremlins have officially sent a Gremissary to the Beard Bros Covenant. Initial recon is focused on locating their silverware with a side mission of disabling their height adjustment mechanisms on all electric trimmers. It is believed peace talks are going well. 3/20/2013 at 10:54am
-It is with a heavy heart that must report the passing of The Moonlight Butterfly (2011-2013). The GremKing, in his random meanderings in the forest has murdered the poor creature. Noting an interesting tower, the GremKing peered inside, to behold a shimmering white sign of pure delight. Witch Beatrice, summoned for the GremKing's "bidding," immediately acted in defense of our King. With a flash of blue, the stone giant menacing our liege was destroyed. Ascending the stairs, the GremKing took the opportunity to roll behind Beatrice, to try to gaze beneath her......hat....yes.....hat. At the top of the stairs, the Moonlight Butterfly, confused by the commotion flew down and started vomiting greenish blobs at the duo. The GremKing bravely stood by and rolled around and gallantly allowed Witch Beatrice to cast her special brand of charm at the sick Butterfly. To make it feel better. Sadly, the butterfly's illness grew progressively worse forcing it to land in an attempt to recuperate. Beatrice and the GremKing tried to sooth it in it's last moments with a stick and ax massage about it's face. The Moonlight Butterfly is survived by it's deranged half sister Gwyndolin and "father" Seath the Scaleless. As a result of it disappearing upon death, there will be no calling hours. In lieu of flowers, the Moonlight Butterfly's family has requested persons donate to Skarekrow13's PS4 fund. (3/19/13, 11:45am)
-As of press time (3/6/14, 8am) The KGG is rumored to number in the thousands! Or 14. It's either one or the other. This menace is growing quickly and it's only a matter of time before they get completely out of hand
-ATTENTION: Calling all Gremlins and wannabe GremLites....the first ever Gremlin event has been scheduled. See details on this page or Serious_Much's, official event GremSay, dedicated event page
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