Speculators! The Gremlins drag you back to lordran..

That's right, the gremlins are taking over.

I come to the Dark Souls 2 section on behalf of our Gremking, Skarekrow to bring you our 'balance', acts of sheer tomfoolery and karma to bring about what people deserve, their just deserts.

If you be of the pranking persuasion, come one and all to the base of the Karmatic Gremlin Gang and get yourselves initiated.

While you are waiting for lordran to burn and die before your new adventure, give it a couple extra kicks in ribs for good measure, Gremlin style.

We are the Gremlins, Come join the party.

It's gonna be a little while. May as well make the best of it

Agreed, sir ^

And what better use to make of it than mess around with some people's heads?! Get the gankers back and blow their minds into teensie pieces.

Ooh, I'm very tempted but just too busy.