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    Post by User1 Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:24 pm

    If you try that, I warn you, you will not live to regret it, sane one! I am loading the rubbish cannons now, I suggest you watch your step.
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    Post by The Letter X Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:27 pm

    I tread softly anywhere I go. No matter what you throw at me, I will be ready for it.
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    Post by Soris Ice Goldwing Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:29 pm

    Always look before you walk. You'll save something important by doing that.
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    Post by User1 Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:29 pm

    "My body is ready."

    That's true actually, I can't hear you. Where have you gone? The Rubbish Cannons are backed up with extra power though, generated by the dragon scale microwaves at the back! The sheer force will knock you straight off your feet!
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    Post by The Letter X Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:31 pm

    Walking around with my head cast down really helps with that. People have tried to get me stop it, but it has served me well thus far.
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    Post by User1 Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:33 pm

    I bet you have gone straight past us, you evil, stealthy being. silly
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    Post by GrinTwist Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:22 pm

    I took a walk on a rainbow, it wasn't solid so I fell right through.

    I can see the inside of my skull right now.
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    Post by User1 Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:23 pm

    Maybe you've gone hollow. Literally.
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    Post by GrinTwist Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:25 pm

    Oh no!

    I need to fill myself with cookie dough so I can be a complete human again.
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    Post by User1 Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:27 pm

    Give me some dough! Puleeze! I love it!
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    Post by GrinTwist Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:28 pm

    No! My head needs something in it besides brains and cement.
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    Post by User1 Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:29 pm

    What a shame.

    I'll have to extract it when you die then.
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    Post by GrinTwist Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:31 pm

    Jokes on you I'm still alive, until I finally die of a heart attack.

    That won't be for another few months though.
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    Post by User1 Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:32 pm

    Maybe a year, if you're lucky.

    Ooh, I cannot wait to get that dough.
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    Post by Hatsune Miku Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:34 pm

    What are we talking about here, meow?
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    Post by User1 Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:35 pm

    Extracting cookie dough from Grin's body.
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    Post by GrinTwist Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:36 pm

    Basically cannibalism.

    You hungry Vinyl?
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    Post by Tolvo Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:21 am

    Nothing really is being discussed.

    I suppose if someone needs a topic starter, I finally got to hung out with a friend outside my house today. It took a lot out of me but it was pretty fun going to a fast food place and just sitting down in public again.
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    Post by KrazykevS10 Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:34 am

    Tolvo wrote:Nothing really is being discussed.

    I suppose if someone needs a topic starter, I finally got to hung out with a friend outside my house today. It took a lot out of me but it was pretty fun going to a fast food place and just sitting down in public again.
    ......Teach me.....
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    Post by Tolvo Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:37 am

    Well first you try and make social contact with another person. I did this by approaching them at a lunch table and asking to sit with them. Though this was many years ago that I first met them, standard practice may have changed since then.

    Just don't ask me about mating rituals, I've only observed humans performing such acts in their natural habitats, such as my computer screen.
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    Post by KrazykevS10 Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:43 am

    Tolvo wrote:Well first you try and make social contact with another person.....
    ....Just don't ask me about mating rituals, I've only observed humans performing such acts in their natural habitats, such as my computer screen.
    Do you want to go to pornaholics anonymous with me?
    (How did I do?)
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    Post by Tolvo Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:00 am

    "So, it started with a dwarf dressed as a clown."

    Man sitting through people confessing in that place would be pretty interesting. Especially since there would be men, women, and people of different sexualities. That place would probably have the strongest amount of tension in the world.
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    Post by KrazykevS10 Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:03 am

    I think the rest of that story would make a great icebreaker.We're gonna be the cool kids now!
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    Post by Tolvo Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:07 am

    I have enough icebreakers as is.

    "Hey lady."

    "Get away from me freak."

    "Uuurrraahh, I'm an actor and writer! Do you love me yet?"

    "If you ever talk to me again I'm calling the cops."

    "Aw....Next time's the time Tolvo, next time you'll nail it, or rather her."

    "That right there is exactly why it will never work."

    And then I'll step away from my mirror having practiced enough of my icebreakers. By the way, that wasn't a conversation. Each of those lines was me initiating talking with a woman.
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    Post by KrazykevS10 Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:23 am

    You could always try smelling her hair or asking her if she wants to see the inside of your white van.
    That'd drive the girls wild.

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