Monologuing

I need to be able to Monologue in Dark Souls 2.  Players who invade me that I defeat should be knocked to the ground and forced to listen to me talk about how awesome I am.  This would also give them the opportunity to recover from the defeated status and back stab me as I am pacing back n forth explaining my brilliant strategy and eventual master plan.  Or maybe my back is turned and I'm staring off into the distance wistfully gloating in a loud whisper about how awesome I am.  I've always felt that something was missing from the Souls series and this is it.

Lol OP that is so hilarious, the full supervillain routine

Picture this.
You are walking through Anor Londo. Just on your way to kill Ornstein and Smough(Pikachu and Snorlax).
But suddenly, you see "Sir Archmage has invaded your world"
Now you are paranoid. You try to back into a corner so that the invader cannot sneak up on you.
You eventually get tired of this, as the invader is no where to be found, so you continue on with your questing, gaining your way to the boss gate.

Then you turn a corner.

Out of no where you hear a British accent saying "SURPRISE MOTHERF***ER"
And you get hornet ring back stabbed by a giant dad. You are killed in one hit.
You then hear the giantdad insulting you, saying things like "U wot m8?" "Wut ring you got?" and "U casul?" as he ninja flips all over your dying body.



And that is what would happen if I could talk to others like that in Dark Souls.

Giandads are casuls.  Giantmoms have better min/maxing.  Seriously.

This is a great idea.  It reminds me of one of the good features added into CoD MW3 that got overshadowed by how horrible it is: hearing the other person's mic input briefly as/after you kill them .

There needs to be a covenant that lets you say things to the host as an invader.  I would join it even if it gave me a disadvantage lol.