100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

reim0027 wrote:339. Cut the tails off of everything
340. If you get invaded in the burg, and it is your first time playing - RUN.

349. If you have a summon too powerful, he may kill the boss before you can cut off the tail (true story) :evil:
350. Let your summon cut off Priscilla's tail before hitting her yourself

351. Priscilla is only the second humanoid I know that leaves footprints (not shoe or boot ones) in snow. (Wait.....I guess Hobbits count too so a million instead of just two humanoids)

reim0027 wrote:345. Boss weapons suck in the left hands.

352. +1 for you sir.

I didnt read the whole thread but heres sometjing i learned yesterday evening:

353. never trust a moving bush!
354. treehuggin getsd you killed

355 Chaos Halberds are more powerful than boss weapons especially if +5

Bumping it. For the heck of it. :face:

356. Bumping for the heck of it can revive a popular thread.

Heck, I hoped you people would at least get it to 1000 before you crudely let this thread die.

Darkson.....just put the next number in the bumps and word it to sound like the next thing that way it counts toward the total number......I mean.....

357. Darkson should just put the next number in the bumps and word it to sound
like the next thing that way it counts toward the total number

358. If you invade someone (not duel) and they taunt you after you get your *** kicked, you most certainly deserve it.

359. Expect to be Backstabbed.

360. Expect to be frontstabbed.

361. Expect to be lagstabbed.
362. Expect to be gangstabbed.

363. Expect to be top stabbed

364. Expect to be ball stabbed (think riposte).

365. Expect to be cut in half (down the vertical even to make it worse) but somehow still be in one piece (think riposte with the Lifehunt Scythe)

366. Expect to be bow stabbed (you know, with a bow...)
367. Expect to be bow stabbed (you know, while bowing...)

368. Expect to be bad joke stabbed.

skarekrow13 wrote:Darkson.....just put the next number in the bumps and word it to sound like the next thing that way it counts toward the total number......I mean.....

357. Darkson should just put the next number in the bumps and word it to sound
like the next thing that way it counts toward the total number

You're right... I mean...

369. Skarekrow is always mostly right.

370. How the hell has this kept going? :|

371. Bad jokes are still funny just because of the fact that they are bad jokes.

372. Expect to be back-, front-, lag-, gang-, top-, ball-, bow-, bow- and bad joke-stabbed



372. EXPECT TO DIE. (pretty sure we had that already)

373. Serious needs to be quiet.

374. Has it got boring yet?

375. I don't believe I ever even opened this thread.

376. I love this thread

377. I will prevent this thread from dying until we reached at least 500.