Have you ever been peeing in a urinal...

This is the men's room mildred, you need to leave.

Get out Mildred, you came in the wrong door. Little Girls room is just round the corner

Dont mind me.... Or the *little finger* gestures im doing...

And please dont all start saying its this > big.

Oh my god, please some one tell me there is a way to give more than one rep per post? I want to give about +10 rep for that, lmao.

Alright, now time to make a thread where all of us men can talk about how we all have one this big.

Why yes, I just stole your joke. I better not get a rep up for this.

Well, it is a public restroom. What did you expect? It's not like you own the restroom. Also, sauna is a lot worse.

As Serious said, when I'm drunk at a club I don't care if there is someone next to me, but when I'm at a restaurant or the university, I just can't pee.

I'm the kind of person that doesn't care if he has a spectator, I have a very much no care attitude about this sword of stuff. If a female friend of mine walked into the restroom to ask me directions, I would one hand it and continue, and point around describing where to go with my off hand. My view, "Who cares really?"

Serious_Much wrote:...and dance to **** music for hours on end

Jesus, yeah the music in this country. I like clubbing, but I've basically sworn it off recently since they seem to have an unspoken rule in English establishments that the music must be horrendous.

It bothers me when people know i'm in the bathroom. thats how bad my modesty is. I turn pink if i hug someone in public. I'm half black too so thats a big color change.

You and I are quite opposites Forum, I'd probably be the guy making you uncomfortable haha. Once to a friend I bear hugged him then lifted him over me and thrusted up into the air still holding him yelling, "No is not enough!" over and over. It was pretty hilarious, did it in the middle of campus and afterwards we just couldn't stop laughing. Though I'll admit, I outright refuse to hug females. Because I do that to a guy, hilarious. I do that to a female friend, Tolvo goes to jail.

Zechk wrote:

Serious_Much wrote:...and dance to **** music for hours on end

Jesus, yeah the music in this country. I like clubbing, but I've basically sworn it off recently since they seem to have an unspoken rule in English establishments that the music must be horrendous.

I swear most of my friends actually like club music :|

Thats such a fail xD

I heard this is supposed to be arranged after British club music, while this is supposed to be arranged after American rave music. Being here in the ol' countryside of Oklahoma, I've heard very little of either and was wondering if this rumor was true lol.

Reaperfan wrote:I heard this is supposed to be arranged after British club music, while this is supposed to be arranged after American rave music. Being here in the ol' countryside of Oklahoma, I've heard very little of either and was wondering if this rumor was true lol.

I'm not even exaggerating having either of those in clubs over here would be a revelation. It's all **** remixes or straight tracks of the highest charting pop songs... AND IT SUCKS

Not sur eif someones said it yet but...
I AM THE MASTER COMMANDER!