'When Ornstein & Smough a-hunting do go
You'd better watch out for your souls.
Orn's as fleet as a deer, lighning sparks from his spear
While Smough fills your armour with holes.'
'The Lady Priscilla is winsome,
The Lady Priscilla is sweet,
The Lady Priscilla's a killer
With a tail and invisible feet.'
'There is a place beneath the earth that burns with liquid fire
The Demon Guardian of the way, his aspect it is dire,
He'll blast you with his Demon Axe to put you in your place
And then, to make sure you are dead,
He'll sit upon your face!
Oh Firesage! Oh Firesage! Please let me swiftly go!
I promise I wont hinder you or step upon your toe!'
'For healing your festers
An Estus is bestus'
'It was a dark and lonely road whereon I met a knight
Whose armour had a reddish cast in the waning light.
'Come travel with me friend' said I, for company I lack'
I offered him a friendly hand
But he stabbed me in the back!
The moral of this story is
Beware when you are travelling
And meet another on the path
It could be your unravelling.'
'There is a dragon on a bridge, his aspect it is dire,
Don't try and poke him with your sword
He'll set your pants on fire!'
'Good evening' said the man in tights when we met on the forest path
'Good evening' said I but the glint in his eye made me think that I'd better turn back.
So I spun on my heel but still I could feel
The hairs on my head were a-prickle
So I started to run but I knew I was done
When his implement made my blood trickle.'
'Lament for Sif. - Version 1.
'Oh lordly Sif, if but I knew that I would be the end of you.
I didn't want to cause you pain, I hate myself, I've nought to gain
But sad regret & sorrow deep
I pray the Lord your soul to keep'
'Lament for Sif. - Version 2.
'Oh lordly Sif, if I but knew that I would be the end of you.
I did not want to cause you pain, so I your soul could take
But sorrow deep still haunts my dreams
And lingers when I wake.............'