Serpent Soldier on the boulder track: Zzzzzzzzzzz
*boulder hits him*
Hmmmzzz what?!....Zzzzzzz
*boulder hits him again*
Ahhhhhh....hhh.....Zzzzzzz
*dead*
Suck it Eli, my ost was noticedYarxov wrote:Doughguy necrobumped first.
Fred: Oh look, here he comes again, never learns does he?
*Le Sunbro in his shining brilliance valiantly marches forward*
Ted: *Pew Pew*
Fred:*Pew Pew*
....
Ted: Well...that was easy.
mugenis4real wrote:LMAO, can you just imagine the conversations they have standing up there all day?
Fred: This job man. This job sucks.
Ted: Eh it could be worse.
Fred: Really? Worse? When was the last time you saw your kids Ted?
Ted: Well they should be around 7 now, or 9...
Fred: Nope. Their 39 Ted. 39.
Ted: Time does fly doesn't it?
Fred: Sometimes I wonder about you...Hey wait a tic looks like we got another one!
Ted: Ha! Still using the Drake Sword too!
Fred: Get back to your side man, he isn't just gonna throw himself off the edge now is he?
bloodpixel wrote:They stand on a 2 feet wide ledge and shoot arrows that have extremely powerful recoil. This is there job everyday. No time for sleep. You'll just fall of the *** edge.
Noob-of-Artorias wrote:Lautrec and Petrus
L: Sooo....did you get with that fine piece of *** Reah?
P: Dude...no, she *** snubbed me, so I left her in the ToG, that'll teacher her! >
L: Duuuude Nice! Hey, I'll see you later, that dumbass chosen undead just rang the second bell, and I gotta axe the firekeeper before he gets back.
P: Dude, just make sure you dispose of any evidence, when he gets back he's gonna be pissed.
L: Hahaha, even if he knew I did it, how's he gonna find me? A magic black orb? That'll be the day!
"HELP, JANE, STOP THIS CRAZY THING!!!"CaptanSpudsy wrote:*Dog inside in the water wheel*
I...HATE...MY...LIFE!
Noob-of-Artorias wrote:"HELP, JANE, STOP THIS CRAZY THING!!!"CaptanSpudsy wrote:*Dog inside in the water wheel*
I...HATE...MY...LIFE!
Smoughy Plz...Hellion7776 wrote:Smough: Hey Orney, what was you doin up on der on the balcony when da Chosen one came in?
Ornstien: Uhh... nothing. Don't worry about it.
Smough: Wait... Whuts up there? You know I can't fit in the El'abator!
Ornstien: ... *rides elevator upstairs*
Smough: ... jerk ...