Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

Next up - The 2 giant mushroom men guarding the enchanted ember.

I think they talk about their children running around everywhere in the forest
Like.. how to teach them to properly one-shot kill anyone coming their way.

Griggs & Logan showtime

Logan: (reading an oversized tome)
Griggs: is there anything you need master Logan?
Logan: tea

30 minutes later

Griggs: here's your tea
Logan: I never asked for tea, and who the blazes are you. Don't distract me I'm busy.

Laurentius and Quelana.
Laur: "Where is this amazing pyromancy teacher!"
Que "I'm right here! Look at me!"
Laur "He said she was right next to this pillar!"
Que "bastard that was my foot! Thats it *undead rapport* **** off"
Laur "(monotone) I'm going over there now"

Uh, imagine a blacksmith meeting, with all the 4 of them!
Vamos would keep insulting everyone 'cause they're wasting his time while the Giant Blacksmith keeps answering "*** I can" and "*** I can't" to everything.

Edit: LOL to Lau and Que. But I always imagined he hit on her :shock:

He would, he just cant see her.

I would pay to see Larentius hit on Qualana!

Laurentius has never striked me as the smart type anyway

If he started with "hey hot-stuff" I am certain it wouldn't turn out well in his favour..

Hey hot stuff, your on fire. Your chaotic moods give me a burning passion. I think I jst involuntarily used iron flesh. Wanna see my poewr within?

He would be incinerated at "Hey hot st... *zapp*"

btw, I also think Griggs could have a crush on Reah..

Doughboy, you should work for halmark, that would be the best valentines card. No really I will order 10, do you need my shipping information?

I was gonna type something about Reah and Griggs but I think i went too far so I couldnt.
If you give me some info about who your sending the cards too Ill strt the puns Yukon.
Also if you just end me you bank account details I can get the shipping info and payment done in one go.

Vince- Hey man what do you think of this who Undead Mission thing were on?

Nico- Hmmmmnmmmanannm

Vince- Dude you always say that....

Reah- Shut the hell up you two can't you see this is serious. I'm talking with this nice man over here who told me there was treasure down there.

lol nice.

DoughGuy wrote:I was gonna type something about Reah and Griggs but I think i went too far so I couldnt.
If you give me some info about who your sending the cards too Ill strt the puns Yukon.
Also if you just end me you bank account details I can get the shipping info and payment done in one go.

Damn, now I'm curious!

Two giant mushrooms:
Billy: Hey cuusin hows you doin?!
Joe:Doin goood! You seen dem childrens runnin around?
Billy: sure have!
Joe: ey Cuusin! We got a yankee comin!
Undead: Well this doesnt seem so dangerous...
Billy: huh huh, hey there! *Pow!*
Joe: good one Billy, that yankee done been flattened!

O&S
O. Hey Smough looks like the chosen is coming in ready?
S Yes and remember if you die I get to take your powers
O WTF???
S Yup
O Who says that they won't kill you first
S Who are they going after the real slow fatguy or they guy who jump kick like he's Jackie Chan?
O Whatever let's get g *splurt*
S Told ya
O Smough you motherf***** don't you
S. *SMASH* Always wanted to have lightning

ROFL there's so much ridiculous fan fic here

*Hellkite burns up the bridge like usual*

Internal Monologue
"Why am I cursed so? I only wish to have recourse with these beings over the advents and interests of life, but no. My blood has spoiled any chance I could have at understanding, these scales both a protection and assault on my state of mind. Oh how I wish I could exchange with them, but they just can't take this damnable heat. Why, why was I born like this? Do I exist only to torment others and myself with this conflagration? Do I really serve no purpose? Even warnings are moot at this point, for every word uttered there is merely another slain. I'm a monster, a fiend of wretched levels reached only through flight. How I seek death, but even if I'm injured my wounds merely close. It is a pity really, for I could help any who would seek my guidance. If not anything, at least I'll leave a legacy to be remembers."

*The Chosen Undead comes out and gets burned to death*

"How I wish I could join you friend."

Aw yeah, making depressing stories about existential ideas with dragons, not funny in the slightest bit.

Tolvo wrote:*Hellkite burns up the bridge like usual*

Internal Monologue
"Why am I cursed so? I only wish to have recourse with these beings over the advents and interests of life, but no. My blood has spoiled any chance I could have at understanding, these scales both a protection and assault on my state of mind. Oh how I wish I could exchange with them, but they just can't take this damnable heat. Why, why was I born like this? Do I exist only to torment others and myself with this conflagration? Do I really serve no purpose? Even warnings are moot at this point, for every word uttered there is merely another slain. I'm a monster, a fiend of wretched levels reached only through flight. How I seek death, but even if I'm injured my wounds merely close. It is a pity really, for I could help any who would seek my guidance. If not anything, at least I'll leave a legacy to be remembers."

*The Chosen Undead comes out and gets burned to death*

"How I wish I could join you friend."

Aw yeah, making depressing stories about existential ideas with dragons, not funny in the slightest bit.

Not only that but people keep shooting my tail.

Now I know why Serious won't kill him

That bastard, he needs to put that sweet flaming prince out of his misery.

Gaping Dragon: You know, I wonder how I'm still alive when my guts fell out.

I always thought that the gaping dragon just wanted to give you a really....really.....really.....big hug