last post ever.

Yip sadly i am forced to stop posting so the mmy post count stays as is and everyone will know the truth about my greatness.

please feel free to bet large sums of cash on how long it will be before i post.

Edit,

Maybe i will just edit my posts from now on...

Soon. Gonna bet 1,337 dollars.

Within the next 10 years she will post at least one post, the addiction will pull her back in! 50 pounds please sir.

I'd bet my entire pay check that one of us is bound to say something in this thread that will force her to reply by tomorrow

I doubt it. She probably had to go on hiatus, saw the opportunity, and did this to mess with us.

NOOOOO!!! Mildred you can't leave us (but if you must, can I have your sack?)

Ya know the humor of that item's relationship to Snuggly finally occurred to me today. Snuggly asks you for something warm and soft, and as a response you can drop a pile of poo into her nest, and she's happy enough about the whole thing to reward you. That just makes me feel all warm and soft inside.

That's not considering the fact that I've had encounters in this game before, where I was deadly serious, heart pounding, teeth clenching, palms sweating serious, as I'm sure was the other player, where all we were really doing was throwing poo at each other.

I guess DkS is just the kind of game where you get into a mode of just mechanically doing things without really thinking about their true implications.

You can keep posting, and try to make your points stop at 1337 instead, as that's harder to do and would show everyone how amazing you are.

Edit: I just looked at your mass of points so that's not going to happem. Try hardcore mode and do it with rep.

I have a feeling Mildred will be soooooooo tempted to post she makes a new account and posts anonymously.

Mildred, you cant leave you need to back up your fellow sisters Fex and Slake!

They're even more outnumbered now

Hey mildred your cell phone reception is low, I can't hear you very well haha. Oh by the way you can't stop posting until you reach the 3rd place on the list of most active posters

And what Serious said haha

Can someone explain me the joke? I'm idiot....

What about the Store? I need a darksword...

Carphil, the store got closed because she got reported to Sony for hacking.. For some reason having so many items from trade of patrons was inconceivable to them

Whoa. Really? That's pretty weak. Especially considering there's proof right here where all that stuff came from.

Why did Tolvo get downrepped :| ?.

@ Serious: Really? That's too bad.....never thought that would happen

Edit: Mildred, I am assuming that your not going to want those items anymore then :|

just take a read for yourselves.

https://soulswiki.forumotion.com/t343-store-closed-please-lock-and-unsticky

Yikes, I didn't know.

I probably got downrepped for accidentally being a bit too dead on in my guess.

Sorry about that mildred.

That's pretty ridonkulous

Well i didnt even last the 24 hours i was trying for but i need to post in another thread, yes NEED. I am fail.

Anyways i was 1337 for more than 12 hours...

good thing rep dont count in off topic tolvo, i thought your guess was smart and not worth a neg.

Anyways im off to post in that thread i need to post in. Your all 1337 in my book.

I still don't got the joke, but anyway, good to have you back!

Carphil, I can let you in on the joke but don't wanna spoil it for Mildred if she doesn't want the explanation on her thread

I just looked it up.

I'd like to go on record for all international governments to say I am NOT involved in hacking in any way, and am definitely not 31337

Wow that is really stupid Mildred O.o; what moron at Sony thinks the actions you were doing were hacking? Any sane person would have banhammered the crybabies reporting you for wasting their time, at least I would have. You did a great service for the community, tis sad to see it get closed down ; ;

Hope you get a new aspect in the forums Mildred. Perhaps you will earn purple moss instead of red moss. We all know that red moss is not entirely popular in use.

Of course, it matches the clothes you wear, in your defence.

BTW, I may have kissed you for humanity a bunch in blighttown. I was hungry for some dark spires. Sorry.

Pm me the joke?