Random thing.

So Im layin on my bed watchin tv and my gf reaches for the remote when reflexively throw my hand in the path, knock hers aside (not hard mind you) and make the parry noise and then before she can recover, poked her ribs for critical damage and giggle gleefully to myself. All the while shes lookin at me all O.o lol, felt I should share that.

Also considering the ramifications of tying a hornet to a ring for extra damage.

Lol thats funny. Try hidden weapon on the remote next time so she cant find it.

Hide the remote in the bottomless box.

Lol i think the closest i could come to hidden weapon would be a puff of talc powder but that seems lacking.

Lawlz, shed just glitch the box and roll a new character.

Or feed it to Frampt! Then it would be forever lost and she wouldn't get it. Although neither would you too. Also, you'd get a small amount of souls.