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I think you all know what its time for....... I am going to start a story and you guys are going to keep adding on to it. Feel free to make it as crazy, or as normal as you want. Anyway, here goes......



I awoke in a dimly lit room, feeling sort of dizzy and confused. I didnt have any idea where I was. All I knew, is that there was a loud noise coming from outside the room I was in. All of a sudden, the door opens and in walks.......................

A group of gentlemen dressed in fine suits, the look over at me before drawing guns and aiming them at my forehead.

The one in front smirks before asking....

Where is Tolvo? We have some business to do with him. We know you know his location, so tell us and this does not have to get ugly. So I said to them...................

"*** your couch!" Before diving out the window with a cool *** explosion in the back ground!

I got up and dusted myself off before walking down the street, and who should I find but....

A green unicorn, with a blue afro and a red horn smoking ween like no one before. Tolvo on hes back looking all cool tells me to get on! I go, WTF is this? Then he...

Tells me to hang on and the unicorn begins to fligh through the air. When we are miles above the clouds, Tolvo stands up, hands me a key, and round-house kicks me off the back of the unicorn. As I am falling at high speeds, I land on a........................................................

Big round cushion that seems to be one Gwynevere's #$%&....

After a quick, but unregretted apology, I ask her if she knows what the key could possibly be for. She says.......................

p.s. i gave you 2 rep but you stayed at -1 :shock:

Rin wrote:p.s. i gave you 2 rep but you stayed at -1 :shock:

Thanks.

She told me that the key was for a chest, but she did not tell me where to find the chest. So I......................

no i mean it dident change it stayed at what it was.

I went to find my big bro solares, getting high of off surbro medals back in...

Don't add this to the story, but last night I thought of starting one of these, and you READ MY MIND :shock:

Anor Londo, where the sun doth set and the moon reigns over the bare chest of....

A colossal omelette, made from the eggs of Seath, cracked in the great frying pan that is...

Rin wrote:no i mean it dident change it stayed at what it was.

Thats odd.



the Centipede Demon's boiling back. I tried to use the pendant, as I thought it might do something here. When nothing happened, I headed to.....................................

The Kiln to rekindle my love for mystery, unfortunately I was met by a wispy haired....

Vader, full gaints with my daddy's mask fliping like a ninja into a back stab, so im like %$&# pliz counter the mada #+%$#& and send hes *** crying back to keeth...

Richards, who was attempting a come back tour with the rolling stones. He had been sending invaders all over Lordran to find new groupies, especially in....

...everyone is wearing home made tin foil hats to block out all radiation , including all frequencies of incoming broadcasted radio waves , so the Stones had to search elsewhere for groupies. During their quest they encountered the fabeled immortal Shadow Dwarves who ...

Danced under the moon with Gwyndolin, taking him in as their new Queen planning a very special fertility festival. The Dwarves however had a deep secret, planning to use a....