Brokewilly: Yeah, I do. Tell him pick another covenant.
Tolvo: I'm not comfortable with this.
Tolvo: I know the Forest, Matt.
Matt: Tolvo, please...
Tolvo: I don't think an SL 30 should be invading alone.
Matt: I'm not gonna be alone.
Tolvo: Two SL 30's.
Matt: Chris' SL 40!
Tolvo: How about this? How about if I go along? You won't even know I'm there. I'm very good at being invisible.
Dough: As you so amply demonstrated for the rest of isr life.
Dough: I don't get you.
Dough: You sacrificed your sanity to the service of the forest, you've made a mess of your life in the service of alvina; can't you sacrifice a little one time for your own friend?
Tolvo: I would sacrifice anything for him.
Matt: You don't have to worry.
Tolvo: That's like telling duelists not to bow, Matt.
Tolvo: I don't know who you are. I don't know what your PSN is. If you are looking for hatemail, I can tell you I won't supply any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for gankers like you. If you let my friend go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Ganker: [after a long pause] lulz scrub.
Skare: The specialty of the groups coming out of this area is trafficking in dragon backstabs.
Tolvo: Keep going.
Skare: Okay. Their previous MO was to spawn camp from the emerging other countries countries like Astora, Catarina, Thorolund, jobs in the west as sunbros. Once they BB'ed them in, they'd addict them to souls and turn them into gankers. Lately, however, they've decided that it's more economical just to summon red spirits. Makes forest mobs less dangerous.
Dough: [crying] Not my little baby.
Tolvo: What else?
Skare: Based on what they know about the way these groups operate, our analyst says you have a ninety-six hour window from the time he was ganked.
Tolvo: To what?
Skare: Or you'll never connect to them.
Tolvo: [to Ganker] You don't remember me? We spoke on PSN two days ago. I told you I would find you.
Tolvo: [after Dragon Backstabber tries to BS him] That is what happens when you strafe all day. You forget things, like how to parry, and how to toggle.
[Tolvo pulls his bow and shoots The host in the arm]
[Dragon turns and shouts at Tolvo in 1337]
Dragon: You *******!
Bryan: It's a flesh wound. But if you don't get me what I need, the last thing you'll see before I make your save file corrupt, is the arrow I put between her eyes!
Griefer: Please understand... it was all hilarious. It wasn't hurtful.
Tolvo: It was all hurtful to me.
[Hornet's Backstabs Griefer]
Ganker: [Holding Matt hostage] Taste my Washing pole's...
[Tolvo ripostes him through the gut, then slams him into the floor]
I was bored as you can see.
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