The Pantheon: Covenant of the Gods

haha - I love it!

Gods response to the mortals (Primarily Fexergence)
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Dark forces loomed in the background plotting and scheming
souls rotting while dreaming of overthrowing and leading
as gods, but they were just men working undercover
and it pains me to say one of them was like my brother
I tried to plead with him but he wouldn't see my reasoning
His anger seething, rage was the only thing I could see in him
I'm the curator of these lands
and I may be a utilitarian but I'll kill you to protect these lands
cause I don't tolerate those who would enslave the meek
we're granted power so that we could protect the weak
I'm here to finish what I started
and when I land the killing blow I may be slightly broken hearted
but you've brought this upon yourself with your heinous deeds
Life is part of a cycle, yours is over, it's time to bleed

(obviously still joking) xD
You thought I'd been defeated but just as I would make my play
you vanished into thin air, I was stuck outside reality
I landed in in a strange place, and there I lived in that foul stench
until I found you at this institute, and now it's time for my revenge!
they call me butcher of these lands!
But they don't know how I got this way, they've never seen your arrogance
I worked with you for months and never saw a bit of gratitude
I'm here to carry out my plan
and when I land the killing blow, you'll know I was the better man
you've brought this upon yourself with your endless lead
There's no escape, embrace the jaws of death, it's time to sleep

In response to Amos:

Time to sleep? I'm counting sheep!
Dropping prisms 'round you like a creep.
'cause to shine this nice has to be a crime.
Sparkling and glittering on the grind.




(My feeble attempt at rapping prose...) :face:

The things men will do to impress. You didn't spell out Fex tho, try again.

FexDS wrote:The things men will do to impress. You didn't spell out Fex tho, try again.

That's something only a woman could do properly, Fex. 8)

Haha - Fex, I am just having fun But the witty lines are just amusing (at least to me)

Emergence and Befowler have allready fallen to wrath of The Dark Lord

Next time, you'll have to fight me first.

i welcome the attempt

Anthropomorphic armageddon, thats the best way to describe me quickly
damage sickly, instantly your wishing that you gods had picked me
Inflicting so much pain, dead without a warning
Set the pantheon ablaze, you'll be amazed
at the way the smell of burning flesh lingers for days
today's forecast calls for brimstone and fire
raining down from on high until all the gods expire

No blood shed, all our wounds are instantly cauterized
and I advise that you discuss surrender with your allies

FexDS wrote:The things men will do to impress. You didn't spell out Fex tho, try again.

We did manage a happy face later on

But for you, I think we can put together something a bit more special.

Description of the dark lord
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A walking nightmare, the incarnation of your worst fears
You shed tears when I come near and think about a new career
but your stuck here with the terror of the void
gainfully employed and I've enjoyed the way I've seen your gods destroyed
I am floating paranoia, my only goes is to destroy you,
no joy, horror overwhelms you when I'm deployed
The darkness takes over - you can't stand it
like a frantic brain damaged manic anakin in a panic
your plans are outlandish,
You never had a chance to start
before I dart from the dark and tear apart befowlers heart!
It's very smart to listen to the oracles dear.
Ignore? Fear, hear me in the wind your terror sheer
You feel me near, steer clear - eternal nightmare
Vision disappears, other senses heighten you clearly hear
Reim screaming! Eviscerated by this black demon
lacking backup haul a's back to home try to reconvene
and figure out what to do next, but you're too perplexed!
GOT A NEW RESPECT FOR THIS SPECTRE'S INTENSE EFFECTS!



^^ Yeah... He's a psycho.

What is the genesis of this dreaded hijacking?

Cease this verbal diarrhea at once! This is no playground for mortals.

i am no mortal!

:silent:



It wasn't me!

I am but a humble worshipper. :drunken:

Haha! You wish to call a ceasefire!?

Sure... Of course I will be fine with a ceasefire

Rosie is our deity assassin, us Gods have no need to be trained in the ways of soft flesh fighting.

We would send her to face you all, but verily, the honour QQ's, verily, the honour QQ's...

I seem solemn enough until I shatter your spinal column
One punch knockouts, blackouts, I crack mouths
Like Tyson in his prime winning back to back to back bouts
I take on all comers, number one stunner, killing machine
and it's obscene what I can do with just my genes
bust your spleen, collapse your windpipe
and win fights, got a priest on retainer just to read you your last rites
I gave myself life, I am my own creator
These are the end times, I'll be your curator
This is the museum of pain no flash photography
it's just a common courtesy,
if you do - I will short out your circuitry.




I am not a mortal! I am immortal!

Heheh - she has been given a deific status! Thou must use others to fight for thee, as your mortal bodies cannot stand to the assault that we deliver!

On a note, this is all in good fun xD

Emergence wrote:Rosie is our deity assassin, us Gods have no need to be trained in the ways of soft flesh fighting.

We would send her to face you all, but verily, the honour QQ's, verily, the honour QQ's...

*Salutes*

When do I get to kill sumthin?!

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Oh, I am having a blast!

Now stop spamming raps, it's taking me ages to wade through to get to the other posts. This ain't a glory unto you thread, check the topic title.

ahahahaha - Rosie, unfortunately our champions appear to be purely of the Playstation variety. You lack the tools to assassinate us