by bob90 Fri Mar 22, 2013 4:21 amafter playing with a phantom in the depth the girl texted me that she feels horny, and that my fighting style turns her on.
*Upcoming SS
what was the weirdest message/hatemail u got?
*Upcoming SS
what was the weirdest message/hatemail u got?
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Rifter7
Emergence
lordgodofhell
Tchuwib
WandererReece
GrinTwist
The Letter X
reim0027
Rynn
hey its andres
bob90
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this girl is horny
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hey its andres- Insomniac
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She was probably a dude, but it's still funny. 
Once, this guy got mad because I beat him and sent me one of those messages that say "You suck because you use [insert spell/item] you noob" so I replied "Aw is somebody grumpy? :3" and he replied by sending me a sound message that was just him blowing into the mic.
I felt like a king.
Once, this guy got mad because I beat him and sent me one of those messages that say "You suck because you use [insert spell/item] you noob" so I replied "Aw is somebody grumpy? :3" and he replied by sending me a sound message that was just him blowing into the mic.
I felt like a king.
Rynn- Chosen Undead
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My favorite message of all time was after I killed a griefer in the burg. About and hour later he sent me this message.
"You're a noob, because only a noob could beat me with a +0 longsword and than not brag about it. I hate you for being better than me."
"You're a noob, because only a noob could beat me with a +0 longsword and than not brag about it. I hate you for being better than me."
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Looks like someone needs to look up the definition of noob. And, he needs to stop calling someone a noob who he says is better than him.
The Letter X- Revived
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I tend to get a lot of messages similar to the OP, and I want to know why. They're all most likely to troll me, but it still irks me. :|
Rynn- Chosen Undead
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The way he worded it makes me feel like it was sarcastic and not real hatemail.reim0027 wrote:Looks like someone needs to look up the definition of noob. And, he needs to stop calling someone a noob who he says is better than him.
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I actually send a lot of sarcastic mail to people that are legitimately better than me, I just hope that they pick up that it was sarcasm.
Sarcasm in text is hard to pull off some times.
Sarcasm in text is hard to pull off some times.
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GrinTwist wrote:I actually send a lot of sarcastic mail to people that are legitimately better than me, I just hope that they pick up that it was sarcasm.
Sarcasm in text is hard to pull off some times.
- sarcasm sign:
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WandererReece wrote:GrinTwist wrote:I actually send a lot of sarcastic mail to people that are legitimately better than me, I just hope that they pick up that it was sarcasm.
Sarcasm in text is hard to pull off some times.
- sarcasm sign:
I'll have to put this in my sig, it goes perfect with it.
Tchuwib- Addicted
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I don't know if this gonna count as horny messages. But a long time ago when I was trowing hatemail here and there with a greifer in burg. We ended up talking about how hot and horny the girl from my region are. He came here once for is vacation and he said he got lucky easy and it was very good for him. Good for him I presume ^_^
hey its andres- Insomniac
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I sometimes send messages like "Wow reall? Fight with [weapon they used] wow noob" but then I'll hastily send a follow up that'll say something like "Just kidding haha gg" so I'd certainly hope that they see the sarcasm.
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I kicked a maxed level host into the pit where Onion bro is located in Sens Fortress.
He messaged me around 30 times stating that he wanted to kill me in real life and that he had never been so mad in his entire life. He even messaged me the NEXT DAY out of the blue calling me a bunch of names.
He messaged me around 30 times stating that he wanted to kill me in real life and that he had never been so mad in his entire life. He even messaged me the NEXT DAY out of the blue calling me a bunch of names.
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lordgodofhell wrote:I kicked a maxed level host into the pit where Onion bro is located in Sens Fortress.
He messaged me around 30 times stating that he wanted to kill me in real life and that he had never been so mad in his entire life. He even messaged me the NEXT DAY out of the blue calling me a bunch of names.
I think you're confusing PSN with our chatango conversations.
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Emergence wrote:lordgodofhell wrote:I kicked a maxed level host into the pit where Onion bro is located in Sens Fortress.
He messaged me around 30 times stating that he wanted to kill me in real life and that he had never been so mad in his entire life. He even messaged me the NEXT DAY out of the blue calling me a bunch of names.
I think you're confusing PSN with our chatango conversations.
LMAOOOO hahahahaha
Thank you for that legit laugh E man +1 cause most the forum has no idea lool
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I'm a horrendous boss. In the best way possible.
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ive been called a hacker a lot on xbox.. i don't know why, they never hit me so they didn't actually know if i had 9mil hp or not..
on ps3 i've been called the n word a lot and the not so nice versions of homosexual.
i'm not black and ***, people. come on... nothing weird like what you're talking about tho.
i'll also indiscriminately gank when im with a quester host so i probably deserved a lot of it, and kudos to em for being salty enough to actually type my name in from memory after the fact.
on ps3 i've been called the n word a lot and the not so nice versions of homosexual.
i'm not black and ***, people. come on... nothing weird like what you're talking about tho.
i'll also indiscriminately gank when im with a quester host so i probably deserved a lot of it, and kudos to em for being salty enough to actually type my name in from memory after the fact.
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...most funny fanmail I've got was when n00bing at the beggininig, wearing Mask of Mother and Giant Set...Full Chaos Pike + ninja flippin' thinking how stupid all others are for not wearing/wielding that same stuff, guy invaded me and wrote: "sup giant mom?", then I healed once and he sent: "r u a doctor?", I was scared then, now I lol every time I remember it...
That was one cool dude!
This other guy sent me once two words, but I can't use them here, first was faul word for homosexual with two g's in the middle, second was faul word for female sex organ, four letters, starts with "c".
That was rudest ever, I loled of course...
That was one cool dude!
This other guy sent me once two words, but I can't use them here, first was faul word for homosexual with two g's in the middle, second was faul word for female sex organ, four letters, starts with "c".
That was rudest ever, I loled of course...
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I'm laughing at the contradiction lol. He does know that the first word is almost exclusively used as a derogatory term for males right?ChillerHR wrote:This other guy sent me once two words, but I can't use them here, first was faul word for homosexual with two g's in the middle, second was faul word for female sex organ, four words, starts with "c".
That was rudest ever, I loled of course...
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...how mad with anger you must be to write something like that to fellow gamer...then again I got him to kill Solaire at the beggining of his game, it's kind of understandable...
lol
lol
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I don't get hate mail. In fact quite the opposite.
I also like to send preemptive messages of "Do you realize who you've just invaded?"
Just kidding. I've only done that once when I was randomly invaded by a name I recognized from the forums.
I also like to send preemptive messages of "Do you realize who you've just invaded?"
Just kidding. I've only done that once when I was randomly invaded by a name I recognized from the forums.
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Emergence wrote:I don't get hate mail. In fact quite the opposite.
I also like to send preemptive messages of "Do you realize who you've just invaded?"
Just kidding. I've only done that once when I was randomly invaded by a name I recognized from the forums.
I'd BC out in fear.
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Oh E, will we ever meet in combat?
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I'd love to invade E if the game lets me just so I can get killed by his banhammer xD
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ChillerHR wrote:Oh E, will we ever meet in combat?
In game or in real life? Cuz my gaming time has been brief lately.
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E, do you carry Smough's Hammer with you at all times? I will refuse to take no as an answer.
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