Dibsville wrote:1. Buy firecrackersGrinTwist wrote:I think I'll set a doghouse on fire, so I can make room for my pet bridge wyvern.
Can we blow the neighbor's backyard up so we can get some more room?
2. Tape them under toilet seat
3. Wait for victim.
Will do, when I buy firecrackers.
I have some lint and five cents. The question is...
Will it be enough?