My Irritating Build

I've been working out a plan for my final build (at least, until the PS3 flickering is gone). I'm trying to make it as fun as possible, so, I made it irritating. Basically, when I use it, I have a set of rules for myself.

1. Never directly confront the enemy.
2. Place at least a few items on the ground while in hiding.
3. ALWAYS run away when the enemy is ready for you.
4. Survive for as long as possible.
5. Make petty attempts to kill the enemy, such as pushing him off a cliff.
6. Only weapons I can use are a Grass Crest Shield, Dark Hand and a Dragonslayer Bow (I don't have the right stats for the Dragonslayer Bow, which means that I can still knock people off cliffs without doing any damage. ).

Why is it irritating you might ask? It's irritating because I gave it max stamina regen, with max stamina, while ninja flipping. Imagine trying to kill someone like that, while he's running away from you constantly. At least it's got low Vitality.

http://mmdks.com/257w

Let me know what else I could add to it to make it even more annoying.

I love builds that don't focus on maxing out damage and stats. This is awesome.

Thanks!
The goal of it isn't to do damage. Just to waste the time of my opponent I guess.
I might use a Moonlight Greatsword too since I don't have the right stats for it. I can just spam its special attack if they get too close.

Thats awesome.

When I first roll a character out I'll usually join the forest hunters and troll the forest for a while. Usually naked with un upgraded weapons. Its hilarious when I actually win.

Allow me to share a build of a similar type that I made a while ago.

I call it my "nuisance" build.

http://mmdks.com/1lps

Poison/plague. Roll. Shotel when they cower in a corner. Bandits knife when they heal.

This guy will create hatemail. And if you wish, you have the option to even kill with this guy.

http://mmdks.com/25bj

Edit: I made it better. http://mmdks.com/25bn

@ErrJon6661
What do you use? Taking down ganking Giantdads with an unupgraded weapon sounds like an extremely hard task. :shock:

@LunarFog
Nicely done. Does having multiple pieces of Thorn armor affect its thorn effect? I'm probably just gonna stick with using one piece.

@SirArchmage
Awesome. That sorta thing was pretty much what I had in mind. I'll probably use this if I feel like menu-swapping at some point when I get bored to kill off my enemies.

jaythibodeau wrote:@ErrJon6661
What do you use? Taking down ganking Giantdads with an unupgraded weapon sounds like an extremely hard task. :shock:

Patients. Cheap tactics. Blind parries and bs fishing. You know, the same stuff they do hahahaha. In reality I'll land the killing blow maybe 1/100 times like this. The best I usually do is keep the host distracted long enough for another phantom to kill them.

ErrJon6661 wrote:
Patients. Cheap tactics. Blind parries and bs fishing. You know, the same stuff they do hahahaha. In reality I'll land the killing blow maybe 1/100 times like this. The best I usually do is keep the host distracted long enough for another phantom to kill them.

Ah, ok. For me, it's always fun to wear down the host's Estus, and then kill him. Letting him get several chances to kill you while still failing is just so satisfying. In the Forest, anyways.

Its even more fun when the sl 14 with a broken straight sword chain bs's a flipping havel child into oblivion ;D