IT IS THE MOST POTENT OF ALL EVILS! MAKE HASTE AND STICK CLOSE TO THE TOWER!
LEST THEE FACE SUCH EVILS IN THE FACE OF THE TYRANNY SET UPON THEE BY GODS!
WE HAVE BUT ONE OPPORTUNITY AND ONE CHANCE BROTHERS!
DO NOT LET IT SLIP BENEATH THEE LEGS! WE FIGHT FOR JUSTICE!
IF WE FAIL TO FIGHT OFF THEE CAPTORS, OPPORTUNITY SLIPS! WE LOSE THEM WITH KNIVES IN OUR BACK, AND WE FALL WITH PURSUERS AND DUNGPIES DRIBBLING FROM OUR LEGS!
WELL DO NOT LET THESE MEN WIN! PHANTOM MEN, WITH PHANTOM MINDS! WE ARE HUNTERS! WE ARE BRAVE AND STRONG AND HAVE THE ESTUS AND HUMANITY IN OUR HEARTS!
DO NOT FIGHT FOR SOUVENIRS, DO NOT FIGHT FOR TRINKETS, AND SCALES, AND WASHABLE RUBBERBANDS! FIGHT FOR YOU! YOU ARE THE ONE THAT WILL SPLIT THE HEAVENS! YOU ARE THE ONE THAT WILL PURSUE THE BEADS OF DRAGON BREATH DOWN THE FIERY DEPTHS OF A GODS WRATH!
YOU HAVE THE POWER TO BRING HAPPINESS TO YOUR GAME!