Brony Thread

Why do you call her Celestria?  

But damn, it'll be interesting to see how society runs itself without her.

Pony revolution, no longer will the unicorns hold disdain for ponies without horns. Everything ends with Twilight.

Starring Walter White as the revolutionist.
Tara Strong as Twilight Sparkle.
GrinTwist as GrinTwist.
Andrea Libman as Fluttershy.
The Dude as The Dude.
and, Malcom McDowell as Alex the pony.

Yup

It's impossible, Pendant .
You will never leave, you will forever pony .
Pony...

I think it will start like this :

Everfree slowly takes over Equestria
Twilight is on the Canterlot side of the Forest border
Twilight tries to stop it alone because it's her duty since Celestria and Wuna are gone
Meanwhile her Friends and Ponyville get buttf*cked by the Forest
Twilight gets almost defeated but remembers that she needs her Friends to go Super Soyabeans



As for Celestria, look at the Source lol

When do the first episodes start premiering on the Hub? November... ? ? ?

Less than a month, I believe.

Soon we'll actually have real stuff to talk about.

I'm looking forward to the conversations that we will have about ponies.

Just one more month guys...just one more month...

Reaperfan wrote:Just one more month guys...just one more month...

And the return of the struggle of me having to wait to catch the episodes on YouTube because I'm too afraid anyone in my house will see me watching it on the TV, despite me having the Hub... :/

at least you have hub pendant.
us noobs in Norway dont get it

My little Pony runs on Nickelodeon here in Germany, biatch !


And Pendant, are you really concerned about finding the Episodes on Youtube ?
Really ? It will take 5 Minutes tops after it aired to show up on Youtube 6 times lol.

But it'll take another day for the good ones. It's ok pendant, just announce you're going to watch porn in your room and they will leave you alone with your reputation intact. Unless they discover it's MLP and think that that's what you meant...

Alternatively; Be Alpha as f*ck and say "Yeah, i watch mlp AND masturbate to it " followed by a "Well, What Is It ?

Teach me your ways, Marino-sama.

There will be no more silly wand waving and pointless masturbation .

As such i don't expect many of you to fully comprehend and appreciate the science and art of Horse loving, however, for those select few who possess a certain...disposition....
I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and enflame the senses of your Mare, how to bottle up and reproduce their Mare Juice, how to postpony seminal discharge and even how to remove your Semen out of her Mane .

However, there are a few of you who are confident enough in hiding their Power Levels so i have to start at the very beginning .

Mr Pendant, our Forum Celebrety, famous and loved around this Forum, the one who succesfully hid his Power Level .
Answer me these questions .

What is the difference between a "Fellatio" and a "Blowjob" ?
Where would you look if you had to find a "Guro" ?
And what is the best course of action when you encounter a Futa Rarara ?
How do you exit "the Ride" ?

You don't know ?

A Blowjob and a Fellatio describe the same sexual act of pleasing one with your Mouth, it is an act of utmost trust and affection . Every Horse Lover should thrive for this kind of attention .

Guro is the form of finding pleasure in the disintegration of your Mate, any Horse Lover who participates in this act is to be immediately killed . They are almost extinct, but they are still around . Hiding among us .

A Rarara is a very dominant Animal, when it is erect it's meat hangs wide in the open acting as a radar to find her mate, hiding from her is futile.
The best course of action is to bend over and enjoy your fate .

There is no exit to the ride, you're here forever .

Hiding your Power Level is foolish and will get you killed eventually . If you want to survive you have to pull illusions, feed them lies .
You will never be able to fully love your Mare unless you embrace it as part of your life ...
Now that you have the tiniest amount of understanding...why is nobody taking notes ?!

Ok.

So, it's not so much a brony thread, as it is a pony fetish thread?

(I have no problem with that.. just gonna say be careful)

That... Was the most amazing read I've ever had.

Oh dear... I feel as if I'm enlightened.

I need to spread the holy word.

............................................................... Obviously.

Every post that hasn't been mine on this page has been of the utmost quality.  

Well done, Horseas!  

fFjoafjeifnesofnwofnsdpgoibnw, osfnwpoginetonw rweisfdfs (Utmost quality? I see not of which you speak.)

Haven't been in this thread for the past 8 hours, that's a bit too long now isn't it?

Hm.

What does it mean to pony?

I expect answers to be written in MLP format.  

Pony? Pony pony pony? Whinny?

Well, pony pony,.. pony. (That is all)

You didn't write in 1-inch margins.

Automatic double-F.

And what is that font style Stray? Arial?

Unacceptable, we only accept comic sans.