Hello, I havent introduced myself yet.

Well, I just realized that I haven't intoduced myself yet. I'm Dr. Demento, my real name is Jacob. I've been playing Dark Souls for a few months now and have only beaten the game once...then I found my love of PvP. PvP is all I really do now and have made 5 characters just for pvp. PvP is just amazing! So far i've found this forum really and the lore page is....interesting.

Really what?.....welcome btw

What what?

What?

I don't know.

Cut it out you two butts!

Welcome Dr! I imagine you use that as a pick up line to women!

Dr.-"Hey, you can trust me, I'm a doctor!"

Woman-"Excuse me, but who are you and why are you at my son's birthday party?"

Dr.-"I'm the Doctor of course! You see I play a video game called dark souls, and in it and on an online forum I use the name Dr. Demento, I'm new to the forum but am really looking to meet some friends on their and talk about Lore!"

Hours later.

Dr.-"And that's exactly what happened Mr. Police Officer, and you know I'm telling the truth because I'm a doctor!"

Welcome to the forums, you should now be used to how ridiculous things can get here.

Damn, how'd you know that's what I do? I thought I kept it secret...
And yes I do know how 'interesting' it can get.lol

You do, then why the hell are you still here? Are you insane or something?

Inanity? What sanity have I ever had? No I actually don't do that.

Well if you're as nuts as you say, I expect more posting in the archives from you mister! I want you to get images of the third form of Bed of Chaos with binoculars and no UI so I can get a clear image of it!...I've done that actually...Oh the pain. But yeah, look around, I'm sure you'll find some task soon that will further you on the path of hollowfication.

I'll try to get the pic...that sounds hard. I could be the local madman...posting randomstuff. Just a thought.

Uh...Local madman is my thing as you can tell by my introduction.

Hmmm..I can be your side kick..or just wait for a calling to come.

Tolvo, you're building a fanbase.

"Don't let others define you, do it yourself." I'm pretty sure someone important said that, because if not I'm totally *** coining that and making a million dollars off of it!

I'll find something soon enough!

Do it, cause I've never heard anyone use that saying...

Ever.

>.> <.<

Where is the quote from? I don't have the three seconds required to google it. Time is fluxing, or some other poor excuse for an answer.

You'll find one Dr!

And I am not getting a fan base, it would be a bad thing if I did. It would all go to my head, then a controversial image of me bathing in maple syrup while eating a live rat will get out, and it'll just be a whole debacle.

I just googled it and it sais it was by Bersawn SHaw? If that means anything to you.

I have no idea who that is, so I still call dibs on it!

I don't either. So I won't dispute you claim...

Welcome, if we go by names you've got a lock on whimsical radio round here

That would mean I have a lock on being an elder Hawaiian man who survive Pearl Harbour! Sweet.

Oky doky artichokey

Tolvo wrote:Cut it out you two butts!

Welcome Dr! I imagine you use that as a pick up line to women!

Dr.-"Hey, you can trust me, I'm a doctor!"

Woman-"Excuse me, but who are you and why are you at my son's birthday party?"

Dr.-"I'm the Doctor of course! You see I play a video game called dark souls, and in it and on an online forum I use the name Dr. Demento, I'm new to the forum but am really looking to meet some friends on their and talk about Lore!"

Hours later.

Dr.-"And that's exactly what happened Mr. Police Officer, and you know I'm telling the truth because I'm a doctor!"

Welcome to the forums, you should now be used to how ridiculous things can get here.

I don't know why, but recently all your posts became jokes.... and I love them haha, +1!