by DamageCK Mon May 07, 2012 9:54 am
Here's my take on buffs. A lot of it I've mentioned before, but lets get it all in one post.
First and foremost... THEY ARE LEGIT. Secondly, I'm thoroughly annoyed by them. Here's why:
It's a stupid amount of damage. Effing STUPID. Is it really necessary? Depending on the weapon/buff/talisman combo, you could end up with an AR over a thousand. Really? Over A THOUSAND EFFING DAMAGE? How is that balanced?
The cast time is relatively fast. In this game, any function that results in doing that much damage should take an hour to cast. Period. It should require two PS3's, entering the Mortal Kombat 1 blood code on six different contollers simultaneously, pooping so hard you have to flush twice, and successfully hunting and killing a bear with a Nerf bat while drunk to cast it. Plus, it only works half the time. Then I'm satisfied.
The best counter for buffs is GMB. Okay, cool. Assuming you have a faith build and you also have it attuned, by the time you realize someone is going to buff, toggle to GMB, switch to your talisman if it isn't already out, the buff is already cast. And STILL it's going to take twice as long to cast GMB as it took the baddy to cast the buff. But that doesn't matter 'cause oops... you're dead now.
Your wasting my time, because as a result, I now have to evade for a full minute, thus wasting your time. Also, the only way I can equal your damage is by spamming pyro/miracles/sorcery, spamming BS, or some equally annoying garbage. It's not fun.
Assuming I can successfully avoid every attack WITH LAG for a full sixty seconds, like some kind of god damn magician, even then the odds are just even. You're not in a deficit when your buffs wears off. You've now got your standard weapon, just like I do. So my reward for bobbing an weaving for ever is a regular fight? EFF THAT.
Even if you turtle with the Crest Shield, it still does an effective amount of damage. If you're not using the Crest Shield, you're getting pooped on.
FC will not allow backstabs, which I agree with, but it will alow you to do even more damage with a buffed attack that doesn't even require you to be strategically positioned. WHY?!
Lastly, IT'S NOT A CHALLENGE. Getting three or four hits to connect is not hard, and when that's all it takes to get a win it spoils the whole idea of the "best man wins" mentality. I like to win because I outplayed someone, not because my AR is in the quad digit range.
After having said all that, and as much as I thoroughly HATE buffs, they are admittedly one-hundred-percent legit in this game.
Still hate the **** out of them, though. Hahaha. Done.