by cloudyeki Thu May 24, 2012 12:10 am"Now I don't know who's bringing lunch tomorrow. So everyone cover yourself in oil I'm gonna light this match and whoever's the last person to burn wins"
"wins what?"
"BEING GOOD AT BURNING!"
"wins what?"
"BEING GOOD AT BURNING!"
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Hilarious quotes that never leave you
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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"We need a good marketing strategy."
"Lets get naked!"
"... Naaahh, save that for when we're selling real estate."
Spongebob, sending subliminal messages to children since 1998.
"Lets get naked!"
"... Naaahh, save that for when we're selling real estate."
Spongebob, sending subliminal messages to children since 1998.
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cloudyeki- Compulsory Poster
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"This job is *****' good"
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Quarik wrote:My sig, that is all.
Pirate- Caboose's mind?
one part, yeah
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Quarik wrote:My sig, that is all.
Pirate- Caboose's mind?
"Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black part." - Omega
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! RED VS BLUE FOR THE WIN! I've seen that series too many times. And they say the F word tooooo many times. but it's too hilarious, so I ignore
Quotes that stick with me:
"I'm gonna throw this out there. If you like it you can take it, if you don't, just send it right back. I want to be on you."
"Oh! Look, there is a bucket of water, over there!"
"Who cares about water you fools?! We are not defeating THIRST!"
"I AM!"
I have quoted this too many times. And I could say MANY MANY more. Like this one.
"Dear Son Kenstar, BREAK THAT PENCIL!"
"My momma say WHAAAAT?!"
"Someday you'll learn! Someday!"
"Woooooooooow!"
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Don't you dare rub your nuts on my drumset!
The Clown has no penis!
I love lamp!
The Clown has no penis!
I love lamp!
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"Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that because you see it?"TehInfamousAmos wrote:I love lamp!
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JoeBroski09 wrote:"Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that because you see it?"TehInfamousAmos wrote:I love lamp!
I Love Lamp!!!!
I Really Love Lamp!
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"Do you guys really want to know what love is?"TehInfamousAmos wrote:JoeBroski09 wrote:"Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that because you see it?"TehInfamousAmos wrote:I love lamp!
I Love Lamp!!!!
I Really Love Lamp!
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^^ Haha - Anchorman ftw
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You need to keep gooooing!TehInfamousAmos wrote:^^ Haha - Anchorman ftw
"Yes. More than anything in the world!"
"Gottah grab my baby, gonna hold her tight. Gonna get some afternoon delight. My motto's always been when it's right, it's right. Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?.."
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funny quotes...
so nothing by Iosef Stalin? Vladimir Lenin? no..Sauron?? Darn...
here we are!
"In the beginning the universe was created, this has made a lot of
people very angry and has widely been regarded as a bad move."
Not flaming, so Im putting it in spoilers as a disclaimer.
"This is an area of welcoming and you should just get the hell outta here."-Michael Scott
"'I'm a living contradiction,
a good public speaker who hates crowds,
a charming anti-socialist,
a lazy hard worker
and a sensible fellow with no common sense.
An atheist who swears to god,
an inspirational dream-crusher,
an old mind in a young body
and a hate for intolerance." -Me
Sorry I strayed from the hilarious part
so nothing by Iosef Stalin? Vladimir Lenin? no..Sauron?? Darn...
here we are!
"In the beginning the universe was created, this has made a lot of
people very angry and has widely been regarded as a bad move."
Not flaming, so Im putting it in spoilers as a disclaimer.
- Spoiler:
- Thank God im an atheist!- Ricky Gervais
"This is an area of welcoming and you should just get the hell outta here."-Michael Scott
"'I'm a living contradiction,
a good public speaker who hates crowds,
a charming anti-socialist,
a lazy hard worker
and a sensible fellow with no common sense.
An atheist who swears to god,
an inspirational dream-crusher,
an old mind in a young body
and a hate for intolerance." -Me
Sorry I strayed from the hilarious part
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My mate sees a guy in an ambulance being rushed to hospital- "Gee I wonder if he's okay?"
Shop Keeper-"Brown or white?"
Timmy-"It doesn't matter I've got my bike outside"
Shop Keeper-"Brown or white?"
Timmy-"It doesn't matter I've got my bike outside"
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"Thank the god for Bessie! And her great big *** s!"
So apparently with an s *** is not a blocked word.
So apparently with an s *** is not a blocked word.
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"'I'm a living contradiction,
a good public speaker who hates crowds,
a charming anti-socialist,
a lazy hard worker
and a sensible fellow with no common sense.
An atheist who swears to god,
an inspirational dream-crusher,
an old mind in a young body
and a hate for intolerance." -Me
You just summed up the story of my life. especially the hate for intolerance and the athiest who swears to god.....
a good public speaker who hates crowds,
a charming anti-socialist,
a lazy hard worker
and a sensible fellow with no common sense.
An atheist who swears to god,
an inspirational dream-crusher,
an old mind in a young body
and a hate for intolerance." -Me
You just summed up the story of my life. especially the hate for intolerance and the athiest who swears to god.....
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"Who would win in a fight between a taco and a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"Prison rules?"
"Prison rules?"
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@Viral, lol good, I think I should refine it so its more poetic though.
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"Did you know they have the internet on computers now?"
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"I would have been your daddy but that dog beat me over the fence" Sergent Johnson.
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"Did your parents have any children that lived? Your so ugly you could be a modern art master piece!"
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"I'm just like any other guy. I do my taxes one leg at a time."
~Goku (DBZ Abridged)
~Goku (DBZ Abridged)
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"Sometimes I try to be normal, but then I get bored and be me again."
This kid I know said this.
This kid I know said this.
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