To my Dark Moon Blade brothers

Note: this is a recruiting drive and an obviously cheesy one at that, please read in either the voice of Billy Mays, or Morgan Freeman to maximise your experience.

Do you hunt the guilty? If so, lets face it, everyone hates you. But there is a place to go. If you want a place to share your experiences or learn from experienced hunters like yourself, if you want to participate in organised strikes at the guilty, if you want people to talk to as you hunt, or if you just want to role play, checkout this emerging user made covenant made specificly for you.

https://soulswiki.forumotion.com/t6702-lordran-s-deliverance

Even if you've never been a dm, we strongly encourage you to consider our covenant. You might find you enjoy it.

But wait there's more! Well not really but it seemed appropriate.

Totally tempted to post my all the active covs thread in this

:evil:

I even have it ready to paste

If I order now, do I get two for $19.99 instead of just the one? I've got a FH that can DM. Count me in.

If you call within 10 minutes you'll get the third one half price!

I'd say definitely doesn't suit the voice of morgan freeman

If you call right now, this bearded weirdo will sell you a bunch of Oxyclean.

DamageCK wrote:If you call right now, this bearded weirdo will sell you a bunch of Oxyclean.

Too soon, man, too soon.

Not really..

Everything suits the voice of Morgan Freeman.

BTW this will get exactly 5 shameless self bumps, not including this one if nobody posts here.

Do you love to invade and murder people but hate the idea of being a filthy sinner that ends up on Velka’s list of evil-doers?



Hi! Gwyndolin here with an amazing offer! Join my covenant and you can do all of the invading and murdering you love under the guise of dispensing punishment and retribution! All of your killing will be guilt free because your victims are guilty themselves!



For those of you with a Darkmoon Séance ring, kneel on my fancy carpet within the next ten minutes, and we’ll make sure that when you invade the world of some guilty, filthy soul, you’ll also have a chance to kill Dark Wraith invaders caught in the act of sinning! You’ll put an end to this ridiculous sinner on sinner violence and ensure that the guilty are only murdered by the righteous in the name of justice!



(Taxes and fees not included. Personal results may vary. Sinners not available in all areas. Users have reported turning blue whilst administering punishment)

Owl wrote: Users have reported turning blue whilst administering punishment

OH GOD NO! I DON'T WANT TO BE A GIANT BLUEBERRY!

"Sinners not available in all areas"... Haha.

Dear God Forum what have you started?

im waiting to watch late night telly to see if this is on there as a cheesey infomercial

I like infomercials. Never buy anything though.

I'm getting a DM to 120 at the moment, I might want to join but I don't know if I can commit to a user cov, I'm mostly a forest hunter at this point.

Hmm. I might join, currently hunting the kiln.

I wanted to be a darkwraith but messed up with the LV. So DJ it is. But I'm a nice invader

DM*

Nice DM for life here, even though I'm pissed right now by one that invaded me a kicked my *** with a DMB kat and pointed down.

I haven't had a DM since my first playthru. Once I got him to ng+ he moved on to the grave lords since he had no faith (literally, he was dex/int guy!) Once I'm done with my current build I'm thinking it may be time to raise up another darkmoon! (Let the hate begin!)

Oh, and in honor of Billy Mays, my first target as a DM? The ShamWow guy!!!

I DMB my claymore. If anyone wants to add me my PSN is Mr_beckham87.