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Random Off-Topic
skarekrow13- Chat Moderator
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- Post n°176
Re: Random Off-Topic
Uh oh......the Mad Libs revolution has begun. Watch out Zombie Apocalypse! There's a new invasion in town
Serious_Much- Moderator Trainee
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- Post n°177
Re: Random Off-Topic
This **** is crazy!!!
Oh wait it's just normal for the random off-topic crew
Oh wait it's just normal for the random off-topic crew
WhatDoesThePendantDo?- Duke's Archivist
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- Post n°178
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lol.
What compelled Reaper to write that?
What compelled Reaper to write that?
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- Post n°179
Re: Random Off-Topic
Reaperfan wrote:THE WORLD SHALL TASTE MY EGGS
Written by: The Pizza Delivery Guy
The boat was flying through the forest. I had only pants. By using economy, I was able to capture a small potato underwater. My mind was free from the tyranny of Godzilla. If only I could see it for the last time, I knew it would satisfy the Gorilla in the barrel. I stood on my knee and shouted, "This is the day we emerge victorious!" But I knew that my kidney would not let me. It was time for change. Doing jumping jacks was all they seemed to do. Curling into the fetal position was rather comforting amidst the harsh conditions. There was a moose before me, but nothing to plug it into. Indeed, time makes fools of us all. Rolling in circles was the only think keeping the plants away. Lest the paint swallow me whole.
It was midnight near the abandoned house, and I realized it was time for a burrito. Partying like never before...partying, partying, grapefruits. When suddenly the tambourines appeared! Like the twists and turns of a Rubik's cube, it all became a rainbow. I lurched from my position, braying like a walrus. But it was all for naught, for the tourists had shown themselves. Like a tortoise from it's shell, I bounced to the sky and back. Never before had the insects tasted so swell. Flailing and flailing like an obese fencepost, the world soon realized it had nothing to wonder. By the light of the birds, the truck shone drearily.
The realm was aware of its presence. Yearly log-cuttings were made mandatory. By contorting the hot dog, they were shown a vision of translucency. Opening the way for advancement, prisons began serving clocks. The retail on birdhouses these days is ridiculous, wouldn't you agree? But I say leaping from one carrot to the other won't change a thing. What we often percieve as piccollos might just be poison ivy, swirling in the wind. But never fear, for turnips are making haste! The rest of the company realized the dangers of accepting it into the bowl, but nothing could sway the might of the galactic rolling pin. Forever will this eon be remembered as "The one that did not know how to tie it's shoes left-handedly."
THE END
This describes the random off-topic thread perfectly.
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- Post n°180
Re: Random Off-Topic
Well, Reaper is there to define the topic, perhaps it is time to start throwing the eggs at him with the newspaper boy and the stripper in the fire station; she can bring a hose along with a fire axe and a police baton, as well as honking sirens.
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- Post n°181
Re: Random Off-Topic
Guys you have to help me, I don't have much time. I've been struggling with this guy in my head all morning and he won't leave. I've been able to fend him off for a few hours but I don't know how long I have. You have to guess his name to get him out, there are clues in the stuff he writes but I don't know what they are. I'm sure if you look hard enough though you'll find the dingleberries, dingleberries almost got away. The ten pieces were all together, but not it can't stop smiling.
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- Post n°182
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Horrible movie, but an apropos clip nonetheless...
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- Post n°183
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Reaperfan wrote:Guys you have to help me, I don't have much time. I've been struggling with this guy in my head all morning and he won't leave. I've been able to fend him off for a few hours but I don't know how long I have. You have to guess his name to get him out, there are clues in the stuff he writes but I don't know what they are. I'm sure if you look hard enough though you'll find the dingleberries, dingleberries almost got away. The ten pieces were all together, but not it can't stop smiling.
Perhaps you have to embrace the guy in your head with a big hug... and then a :00043:
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- Post n°184
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Forsooth I strode towards the emptiness of popcorn. Dancing around the elephant. Forgetting what I had just consumed.
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- Post n°185
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No popcorn is seen as you stride; The elephant in the room is present and seen. How can you forget what you consume, when you don't know what you consume?
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- Post n°186
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Belly-up I saw the gaze of the chicken. Tick-tock, tick-tock went the hockey stick. For you do realize, that never before has a tuba been split by an octopus.
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- Post n°187
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Boys and girls like to be scared of many things; Athletics and Sports get away when the time comes and goes.
The large instrument of bellowing sound is split by many arms at once, showing that the poor chicken is unable to be active in a place where many are pulling and splitting them apart.
The large instrument of bellowing sound is split by many arms at once, showing that the poor chicken is unable to be active in a place where many are pulling and splitting them apart.
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- Post n°188
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The wail of the wasp rang through the pillow. "Through the hoop," said the featherless platypus. I ran faster than any bellow had shocked before.
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- Post n°189
Re: Random Off-Topic
Night and silence likes to start the ring; Dreams come by of strange life and advancement and desires. As you run out of fear or out of desire of advancement, you seek towards a holler cry of adrenaline and ever so energy of advancement in such dreams.
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- Post n°190
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For now the root stumbles. Upon the block of pink ice a meteor folds over. The blackest of black is only as white as the sand lord dictates.
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- Post n°191
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As the roots of things begins to loosen its grasp, the block of frozen cute and wholesomeness is in danger; As the cube of innocence and joy begins to break from the crashing substance from the sky, The darkest of things is only light when the lord of time and change states it to be.
Am I getting these somewhat right so far?
Am I getting these somewhat right so far?
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- Post n°192
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I'm not sure what you two are talking about but I am sure that I finally found the model number/type for the guitar picks that have always been my favorite but are hard to find in stores around here. Now I just need enough time to play guitar where buying them in packs of 144 makes sense........
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- Post n°193
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They have their own language skare just leave them to it
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- Post n°194
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I think reaper is done with such language
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- Post n°195
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Apparently I was really, really sleepy on top of being really, really bored. I can't seem to come up with such randomness when I'm actually aware of myself
EDIT: BTW, I just woke up. It's 1am here. My sleep cycle is going to be royally screwed for the next few days :|
EDIT: BTW, I just woke up. It's 1am here. My sleep cycle is going to be royally screwed for the next few days :|
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- Post n°196
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Your randomness seemed to make sense on itself, like a people that speak only in metaphors. But, I guess I only made sense out of such randomness to be, unless such intended randomness was unintendidly a direction of sorts
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- Post n°197
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That last one was supposed to he a hint that I was going to sleep. Otherwise it was just whatever happened to run through my head. If something made sense, I changed it so it wouldn't
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- Post n°198
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Well, your head played a fun game of translation; I hope we continue when your mind goes astray once again.
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- Post n°199
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So I'm really tired again. Haven't slept since...however long ago I said I woke up at. Only have a few more hours to force myself to stay awake to get myself back to a "normal" sleep schedule, but I don't feel like being random today (tonight? I've lost track...) Instead I'm just gonna rabble on about food or something. Maybe TV shows too. So speaking of, I noticed Invader Zim was on Netflix and realized it was one of those shows that always had bad scheduling when I was younger (I think it was either on during the end of school or at the same time as DBZ, can't remember lol) so I never got to watch it. I've heard lots of good things about it but I dunno if that's nostalgia talking from the reccommenders or what. Also, I haven't shaved in a while and it's getting itchy, but I'm too lazy to do it right now. Hopefully we can have a conversation long enough to keep me awake
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- Post n°200
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It's coming to that time for me too...
I'm in need of a shave.
I'm in need of a shave.
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