After awhile I invade someone whom I will refer to as "Complete Idiot Who Should Stop Playing Immediately" or Ciwssp for short. It starts off with me bowing and them him bowing. I fire off a burst of fire surge which he heals...with a divine blessing...when the fire caused a grand total of 67 damage...
What the hell?
I hit him with a few more bursts which he heals with more divine blessings.
I notice he has a chaos rapier and isn't flipping so I assume he has the hornet ring (which I found out he did later) so I put my hornet on and when he tries to fish for a backstab, I counter backstab him. It took several attempts to kill him which I finally did without chain stabs.
I point to the ground and merrily leave his world.
Then I invade him again, and again and again...
Each time I backstab or parry him he will disconnect, pathetically claiming it's connection issues. Eventually he backstabbed me which lead to the proof of his hornet ring and proof that I can survive it. I parried him after the backstab, then he disconnected.
He killed me once leading to him sending me "loser" in the messages.
Then I lost it, he was the dirtiest player besides glitchers, hackers, and DarkSoulsMindEye when I fought him that one time. (Completely different story). I had to stop playing to not bend him over and shove the most hateful messages created right up his a**.
If I find him again, this player was going to be dragon kicked in the balls by the ghost of f***ing Bruce Lee.
END RANT