I discovered a new glitch today that keeps you in the estus animation with out any benefits.
-2 hand bow
-use est
-zoom before it heals
Like I said, it doesn't do anything and is for fun.
And obviously I used the hell out of it.
I waited for an invader and kept myself in the animation. He was confused and for several minutes he did nothing. Eventually he backstabbed me so I healed and went right back into the glitch until he killed me after 13 minutes of my f***ery.
Then I got an even better idea.
I waited for another invader and he was greeted by an item (a whip) and a naked man with the Symbol of Avarice in some strange position.
I waited until he kick me and I went into the glitch a couple more times. Then I equipped my whip, pointed at him, and then to the ground.
He went naked with a sack, I used the prostration gesture facing away from him and he started to whip me. Eventually I whipped him until he died. And used prostration.
Then I realized I probably reenacted most of 50 Shade of Grey in Dark Souls.
The second guy passed a few messages:
Him- lol whip me
Me- lol 50 shades of grey
Him- thx for the slab
Me-You played along.
Him- that gesture made it all clear lol
Me- Your bio says you write fanfic. Well here's one for you!
Him- haha
-2 hand bow
-use est
-zoom before it heals
Like I said, it doesn't do anything and is for fun.
And obviously I used the hell out of it.
I waited for an invader and kept myself in the animation. He was confused and for several minutes he did nothing. Eventually he backstabbed me so I healed and went right back into the glitch until he killed me after 13 minutes of my f***ery.
Then I got an even better idea.
I waited for another invader and he was greeted by an item (a whip) and a naked man with the Symbol of Avarice in some strange position.
I waited until he kick me and I went into the glitch a couple more times. Then I equipped my whip, pointed at him, and then to the ground.
He went naked with a sack, I used the prostration gesture facing away from him and he started to whip me. Eventually I whipped him until he died. And used prostration.
Then I realized I probably reenacted most of 50 Shade of Grey in Dark Souls.
The second guy passed a few messages:
Him- lol whip me
Me- lol 50 shades of grey
Him- thx for the slab
Me-You played along.
Him- that gesture made it all clear lol
Me- Your bio says you write fanfic. Well here's one for you!
Him- haha