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    The Housewives of Pinwheel.

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    Post by Rifter7 Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:21 pm

    Deep in the darkest recesses of the earth, long forgotten by mer and man and stuff.. Lies Pinwheel the Powerful (aka whiskers cuz he's curious like a cat).
    It is there that he uses his stolen powers to create the most fearsome, elite and tryhardiest batch of super humans to do his bidding.. The infamous housewives.

    With their diabolical masks of power and armor passed down from generation to generation of housewives and their mystical bottomless boxes, they set their gaze upon the world, seeking to claim it as their own.

    With ire in their black hearts, vigor in their acrobatic cartwheels and claymores in hand they set upon the burg, overpowering any in their path with sheer numbers, powerful miracles and their mastery of the sacred art of lagstabs.

    Requirements
    -must have a set of giants armor and a mask of the mother.
    -must be able to lagstab an opponent and then consecutively chainstab them 3 times in a row. i don't care if they die in the first hit, keep backstabbing them. WHISKERS DEMANDS THIS.
    -divine blessings harvested from weakling tears will be provided, but you should have your own.
    -a mastery of emote spamming is preferred, but we have courses on this.
    -an understanding of the common different languages in dark souls, just enough so that you can send them trash talk.

    what we offer you
    -snacks and beverages, delivered personally by me on my moms vespa. otherwise express air mail if necessary.
    -a collection of the interwebs finest dark souls personalities and players to team up with and eliminate the weaklings.
    -hand drawn signatures of the highest quality for the forum, done by me.

    members
    -everyone in giants armor and a moms mask. they just don't know it yet.

    so join us. come on? you don't have a choice buddy, now.. i'm telling you to join us.

    for the almighty whiskers.
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    Post by dancash1808 Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:24 pm

    Rifter7 wrote:
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    -everyone in giants armor and a moms mask. they just don't know it yet.


    You dont need recruits. you already have a couple of thousand members winking
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    Post by WyrmHero Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:28 pm

    The Darkstalkers have a awesome ally in here.
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    Post by Wilkinson3424 Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:30 pm

    I killed pinwheel in 5.3 seconds once. tongue
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    Post by TehInfamousAmos Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:32 pm

    WILK! YOU'RE IN, THAT IS RECORD TIMING! HE HAS WON OUR FIRST EVENT GUYS... LETS SEE IF HE CAN GET THE QUICKEST 1v3 GANK NOW!
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    Post by dancash1808 Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:32 pm

    Anyone would think that you didnt love us wyrm sad
    And I do find it amusing that your levelling tryhard accusations at us when we fight all the wars at a lower SL and you are the man who said... "I have to either have Max AR or nothing" in regards to the LH scythe?
    Hardly fair since I ran a darkwraith cosplay build for our first mass invasion (and dark sword isnt really OP oddly enough winking )
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    Post by biotheimpaler Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:32 pm

    Woo ill join
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    Post by Rifter7 Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:32 pm

    i don't believe you. theres no way, he's to smart.

    to many clones.
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    Post by WyrmHero Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:32 pm

    By the way, do Havels+MoF counts?
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    Post by Rifter7 Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:34 pm

    they do as soon as i come up with a cool and empowering nickname for them.
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    Post by WyrmHero Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:34 pm

    dancash1808 wrote:Anyone would think that you didnt love us wyrm sad
    And I do find it amusing that your levelling tryhard accusations at us when we fight all the wars at a lower SL and you are the man who said... "I have to either have Max AR or nothing" in regards to the LH scythe?
    Hardly fair since I ran a darkwraith cosplay build for our first mass invasion (and dark sword isnt really OP oddly enough winking )

    I hate the DS with all my heart dan. ❤
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    Post by Rifter7 Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:35 pm

    how about stay at home dads?
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    Post by TehInfamousAmos Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:35 pm

    Way of the White Wrathful (Stay-at-Home) Fathers.
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    Post by WyrmHero Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:36 pm

    Rifter7 wrote:they do as soon as i come up with a cool and empowering nickname for them.

    Yay
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    Post by dancash1808 Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:37 pm

    Well then you have already fallen to the darkness then havent you winking
    Tsk tsk tsk. "Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering."

    Funny, I quite like the LH, they make excellent warmup matches before I fight some PvP'ers (kidding guys silly your cool)
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    Post by FellipeMariano Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:38 pm

    You should put bonewheel as basic shield... but...another user-covenant (before anyone else says that silly )
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    Post by dancash1808 Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:39 pm

    Bonewheel shield is no good. you cant turtle for nearly long enough with that, make it a havels. while your at it stone greatsword and grant should both be favoured weapons silly
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    Post by WyrmHero Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:40 pm

    Eagle shield hello.
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    Post by FellipeMariano Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:41 pm

    dancash1808 wrote:Bonewheel shield is no good. you cant turtle for nearly long enough with that, make it a havels. while your at it stone greatsword and grant should both be favoured weapons silly



    You can't be a pinwheel housewife if you don't use this shield... it's a must!
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    Post by WyrmHero Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:42 pm

    BKGA should be the official weapon. And lightning zweis. +2000 HP is a must.
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    Post by dancash1808 Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:44 pm

    2000 HP wyrm? how on earth do you invade the SL 10's then unless you use the orb of the bullymoon.
    Oh and buffed BKGA's only happy
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    Post by WyrmHero Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:48 pm

    Oh and also you should have a division with HRs.
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    Post by Jansports Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:11 pm

    Hey Rifter I was using This build http://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/?c=3408511843218691

    I think I could work and am really interested in learning how to turn the tears of the weak in Divine Blessings. I think I'm down to like 278 so I only have a few invasions before I gotta retock.

    (But seriously I have that build for no other reason than zaphander+WoG+Giantmom do I get fanmail)
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    Post by Rifter7 Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:27 pm

    Jansports wrote:Hey Rifter I was using This build http://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/?c=3408511843218691

    I think I could work and am really interested in learning how to turn the tears of the weak in Divine Blessings. I think I'm down to like 278 so I only have a few invasions before I gotta retock.

    (But seriously I have that build for no other reason than zaphander+WoG+Giantmom do I get fanmail)

    for this... this... build.

    you get..


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    Post by Jansports Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:54 pm

    I've always wanted to ride Spice Montain!

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