Some of your are going to denounce me.
I don't care about DKS story at all! The reason why this is so great is that DKS doesn't try make me care. It's wonderful. I can just play a game and not have to be force fed some lame-o nerds ideal fantasy girl drama in a world where everything has gone from bad to worse but only you, the mighty chosen monkey, can stop it because of the special curve-ball turd slinging ability you inherited from your poo slinging grand-uncles nephew that makes you invincible in the face of impossible odds and the only candidate who can save the universe from the clutches of the absurdely evil Dr. Bluebutt who is bent on total universal domination because his sister doesn't love him the same way he loves her.
The extent of thought I ever put into DKS story was when I encountered Solaire the first time "Heh, this guys pretty cool"
and the second time "This guy kicks a$$"
and further encounters, "Solaire, you are MY BROTHER!"
It's not that I think DKS story is as lame as those other games' stories are, it's just that I don't play video games for stories, period. The day they can fit a classic masterpeice like Call of the Wild or Last of the Mohicans or Gates of Fire into a video game, I'll care about the story, but until then just gimme a game! Thank you DKS for doing that.
I don't care about DKS story at all! The reason why this is so great is that DKS doesn't try make me care. It's wonderful. I can just play a game and not have to be force fed some lame-o nerds ideal fantasy girl drama in a world where everything has gone from bad to worse but only you, the mighty chosen monkey, can stop it because of the special curve-ball turd slinging ability you inherited from your poo slinging grand-uncles nephew that makes you invincible in the face of impossible odds and the only candidate who can save the universe from the clutches of the absurdely evil Dr. Bluebutt who is bent on total universal domination because his sister doesn't love him the same way he loves her.
The extent of thought I ever put into DKS story was when I encountered Solaire the first time "Heh, this guys pretty cool"
and the second time "This guy kicks a$$"
and further encounters, "Solaire, you are MY BROTHER!"
It's not that I think DKS story is as lame as those other games' stories are, it's just that I don't play video games for stories, period. The day they can fit a classic masterpeice like Call of the Wild or Last of the Mohicans or Gates of Fire into a video game, I'll care about the story, but until then just gimme a game! Thank you DKS for doing that.