by BIG TIME MASTER Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:26 pm
I was on an airplane and a large fat man who was trying to stick his carry-on in the overhead bin farted really bad right in my face.
I became aggroed, he said, "I didn't mean to, it was the burrito!"
But I couldn't forgive him. The burrito was, after all, just an inanimate object, and placing blame on it just seemed silly.