Random Off-Topic

I was using my Salt Blade buff as well as Ketchup Within at the time.

skarekrow13 wrote:I was using my Salt Blade buff as well as Ketchup Within at the time.

Why no Lemon?

RenegadeCop wrote:Because salt makes the White Bread Bun Armour degrade, causing more damage each hit. Lemon just makes a wierd smell on the Bun Armour.

What about onion, lemons and onions were made for eachother.

Salt Blade buff because it's applied to my fried potato spears. Plus fish has a lemon affinity. I didn't want to make it stronger.

Now for the real question: Do you think anyone would notice if we put this in the PvP Tales thread?

Just linked from there to here. I'll have to post some real PvP tales to make up for the derail

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There needs to be something done about my arms, I punch things when people come into my home and my arms always go through the walls and everyone else.

I was thinking about going to see a doctor but when I put my hands on the steering wheel they go right through and the hospital is an hour away by driving.

My only question is the consistency of the situation at hand, since I'm typing this out currently with my hands.

Hell, put it to good use. Take up boxing. The cash prizes are quite nice.

I'll see if the gloves will stay on, and then see if the gloves will actually hit the guy in the ring.

Evidently, as soon as I tried hitting someone they were able to hit me back. I retreated into my walls once I realized this.

lame invasion (testing video)

For the foodies among us. Be sure not to give your oven Toxic status or it might just die on you.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Spoiler:

I feel like a butterfly.

Mr. Tart wrote:See?! I told you, Dung Pie is the sh*t.

And people thought i was crazy... pfft.

Dung Pie literally is the sh*t

I had a guy come up on me in the painting room in AL once and block the doorway in with havels shieldand just stand thete blocking and throwing dung pies at me every time I got close. It was surprisingly effective. I couldn't get by him in that small hallway , and its virtually impossible to damage someone through havels shield if you can't get around em. He wasn't turtling with an actual weapon either, so I couldn't parry him. He almost killed me a couple of times and I ended up just backing off and waiting for him to get bored and come inside. That was actually what prompted my havels shield build, which ended up becoming one of my favorite PvP toons. The dung pies were pretty awesome in that context too though.

^That is one of the favored tactics employed by players if you invade in the PW and you spawn on the bridge. Stack poise, block with Havel's, and WoG/CSS spam.

I refuse to see this topic dead even for a day.

We the forum should organize an event for everyone to partake in.

On the Wii.

I'd much rather settle for a game of Animal Crossing.

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If I had a Wii. Y'Know I really need to work on my skills of necromancy.