Dumbest stuff you've ever done (that's humorous in hindsight)

advice: a fork and light socket dont mix to well

why yes! yes i am lol

I accidentally stuck a ringed finger into an electrical socket once. Again, not my finest moment. I'd just gotten Final Fantasy 6 for Christmas, and I wanted to play it on the big tv in the living room instead of the small one that was in my bedroom when I was a kid, and the power strip to the living room tv was way in the back of the shelf, which I could have just moved stuff around to reach, but instead I opted for sticking my hand back there with the plug and just randomly stabbing at things hoping to catch a socket. I caught one alright, just not with he plug. Varulas is right. They don't mix well

Plastic, I don't know what's worse, DOB or getting shocked for Christmas

Renegade, that sounds like it was pretty brutal, but like you said, you were in a bad place.

And here I thought zipper chafing was the only drawback to DOB

Zipper chafing seems to me to be the only drawback needed to keep me from DOBing.

RenegadeCop wrote:I proceeded to throw him over the fence, onto the road where cars are currently going. He can't get back over. He begs me to help him over the fence. I grab him once again. I smash his face against the metal railing, and kick in his head while he is on the floor.

:affraid: Remind me to not mess with you. :pale:

I did something dumb recently.

I Was on my last humanity (I'm obsessed with being human form on female toons) and I was desperate to beat Ornstein and Smough. I summoned two phantoms. As we are questing to get to O&S someone invades.

Now I understand 3v1's are not fair, but we were in this to quest not to gank, we didn't even run to the invader spawn point and I was desperate to get the lordvessel.

Anyways the invader shows up and plays it smart running away. I charge at him stupidly and try to do a running R1 attack. He calmly sidesteps and Hornet BS's me for the kill.

That's how I lost a 3v1. I sent the guy a good job mail.

It happens. I've been in a few fights myself. Not in a long time, but when I used to go out drinking it'd happen occasionally. I had a friend I used to go out with that would pretty much go out with the intention of fighting someone, and when you're out drinking and you're friend gets into a fight that pretty much means you do to.

In 4th grade I once decided that it was a great idea to play American Football with a group of my friends and one friend's older brother. Who was about twice our age. Without pads. I broke my collarbone on the first play.

I've never really been into Football, but because I'm a big guy all my friends who were always drafted me into playing with them. I'm an excellent blocker

One time, at a Brazilian restaurant in San Diego, I ate so much meat that I had to wait almost an entire hour before I could stand up without puking. I got to the point where I would take a bite, nearly throw up, wait a few minutes to let things settle, then take another bite.

I slept like a champion that night, and the next two days I felt incredible, like a lion. In retrospect, I don't really regret that experience at all.

You ever watched the show Kenny vs. Spenny? It's my favorite tv show of all time. I have the entire series, which is saying something because I don't generally buy tv shows. Two best friends/roommates have ridiculous competitions with each other, like who can eat the most meat in 3 days, or who can produce the most

Spoiler:

in the same amount of time, who can withstand the most torture, who can drink the most beer, etc etc. The who can eat the most meat episode is a lot like that. There's a lot of eating, then throwing up, then eating again, and back and forth. The winner gets to humiliate the loser on television in a way of their choosing, which usually consists of things like chewing off the other guy's toenails, or eating the other guy's vomit. You know, good wholesome television.

I'm gonna youtube that.


...After I eat breakfast.

One time I jumped over my dog.

She stood up and I hit my foot on her back. Did a front flip.

Broke my arm.

BIG TIME MASTER wrote:I'm gonna youtube that.


...After I eat breakfast.

Almost every full episode is on youtube. Some of my favorites are who can stay tied to a goat the longest, who can blow the biggest fart, and who can eat the most meat. They're all good though. Definitely worth checking out. They stopped making it a few years ago, to the great disappointment of their fan base. I actually heckled Kenny about it on Facebook and he responded to me directly. I have to admit I was a bit starstruck

I was at a party and in a room with some of my friend's friends, who I'd never met before. One of them mentioned how when they were playing League of Legends, they used their mouse to click on their abilities. Jokingly I said to this guy, "wow man don't you know only scrubs do that?" As I was doing this, my friend walks in. I asked him how he could be friends with this guy who plays League with only one hand. My friend chuckled, took a sip of his drink, and immediately walked out of the room. I looked back at the guy who played League of Legends with one arm and he was just kind of looking at me like I'd raped his sister. Then he said:

"Dude... I have cerebral palsy."

...Welp.

I once had a girlfriend that cheated on me three times.

After the third I forgave her.

Here's a lesson people, when someone cheats on you three times it's probably going to be a reoccurring thing.

Saturday-Saint wrote:"Dude... I have cerebral palsy."

Haha. The palsy move is always a classy choice