The Best Part of Waking Up......

wait for it:

My wife bought this coffee and I've been meaning to post this as I now enjoy morning coffee even more.

What's great is even if you miss your mug it follows it for a short time

Bet it only works with morning lag.

i bet it destroys your throat in a single shot

You need esophageal i-frames

I heard that each cup of coffee has 5 to six times the magic.

Dark magic?
Drinking a cup of that must feel like liquid dark fog

Little known coffee fact:

The ability for your mug to enhance the flavor is actually affected significantly by your strength stat

Little known dark magic fact:

The white aura is sugar

From now on dark magic spammers should be referred as coffee addicts.

Like:

So yeah, I was invading in the burg the other day when this coffee addicted, java junkie blasted six k-cups in my face. Guess I shoulda rolled the other way

skarekrow13 wrote:Like:

So yeah, I was invading in the burg the other day when this coffee addicted, java junkie blasted six k-cups in my face. Guess I shoulda rolled the other way

This has to be a thing.

i drink so much coffee that my toon's legs twitch when he rests at a bonfire.

lol. I think that must be what's going on with gankers I used to see a lot too. They'd twitch the block button repeatedly after a win. Poor coffee addicts probably can't control it.

So I noticed a side effect of this coffee which might be worrisome. My wife now waits for me at spawn points with coffee at the ready.

I can't tell if this is on or off topic, but does anyone remember this?

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it.....

Wayne Brady is officially on topic in any thread.

skarekrow13 wrote:
Wayne Brady is officially on topic in any thread.

Agreed.