Euphemism, if you catch my Drift.

So hey there. I'm not saying we're all gifted, but let's just say I send the horses home if you get what I'm saying.

I want to make perhaps the dumbest forum game possible, the euphemism off. I want people to find creative ways to say that gophers ain't got nothing on them, if you catch my drift.

Brag all you want, but make sure that if a child were to read this thread they'd have no clue about what I'm saying. I'd hate it if a kid knew that I had a regular old Merriam Webster of tionary.

Elmer the glue shooter was getting really hyper the other day, ended up having to get the white out and proofread my project.

If you catch my drift.

hey skeleton man dont get a bone hahahahaha

It's good to see some you know whats on the you know where.



Is that how you do it?

They say havel was hard as a rock, he's got nothing on me

You may think it was lautrec, but really it was me who made those robes dingy




....If you catch my drift

Nuka Cola makes pretty valuable products, they both heal you and give you caps to drink, but I've got both those properties and more.

I've been thinking of making an arcade game, like the old pacman ones, you know? But I can't find sticks that only require one hand.

If you know what I mean.

I came across my husband looking for some yogurt the other day, I ended up having to find it for him. Men can be so blind at times, more so if the try to find yogurt by themselves too much.

Maneater_Mildred wrote:I came across my husband looking for some yogurt the other day, I ended up having to find it for him. Men can be so blind at times, more so if the try to find yogurt by themselves too much.

I agree, life would be so much simpler if women just told us where that damn yoghurt is!

Everyone loves the dairy goodness

Tolvo wrote:
Brag all you want, but make sure that if a child were to read this thread they'd have no clue about what I'm saying. I'd hate it if a kid knew that I had a regular old Merriam Webster of tionary.

Good thing i'm not understanding anything then


Also, i feel like Jason should pay this thread a visit.

I think Jason would love this thread

A part of me loves this thread, you know which I think.

These seem more like innuendos than euphemisms to me as none of them seem apologetic like saying "to pass away" instead of dying, but ok, have at it.

I just went for innuendo since they're more funny

Oh they're euphemisms. Euphemisms that just haven't gotten into circuit yet.

We just have to spread our words around if you catch my drift.

So my old ex girlfriend says her new boyfriend is japanese, but only when compared to godzilla.

Sounds like a regular pink collar.

Very sorry about the innuendo E, I guess most guys like it the other way around

We tend to avoid the depths and go straight for the Btown.

Tolvo wrote:We tend to avoid the depths and go straight for the Btown.

I go straight for the bell above if you catch my drift.

You know, a friend of mine has such lovely coushins I'm thinking of asking to rest my head on them for a night.

A cushion/pillow fight is always fun too, if the cushions are soft enough.