However, the only thing that I have done is transform your insanity into logic, thereby bypassing having to be insane through an astounding amount of logic. The process is perfectly logical as well, involving many scientifically proven formulas and scientific tools that one cannot comprehend through simple insanity. I have also managed to coat myself in logic, thereby reflecting all insane ideas off of the perfectly logical ions found in my orderly substance.
I'm not insane. The world is insane.