Random Off-Topic

:affraid: Will you make me drink my beer or should I just spit it all on the floor?

If you're woman enough to wear Zubaz you chug that beer right now! Cheap, disgusting beer.

I hope you're better than that though and avoid these godawful pants and savor some quality beer.

Ok, what the heck is going on now?...

Actually nevermind, I'm going back to playing Dark Souls.

Actually I'm still trying to decide if I'm healthy enough for the pub or if I'm still sick and should just stay in bed, so beer or not two beer? :?:

If you survived those pants you probably need a drink

I think you're right

Are we talking about drink? Now's my time to step in.

Rynoa, I don't know what kind of pants you're wearing that are getting Skarekrow so agitated, but I immediately suggest either snakebites or Jagerbombs, followed by a classic Bacardi rum slushy. That should get you smashed in no time.

So now we're talking about aclohol and my pants? :face: Interesting

Nothing new to me conversation-wise.

On another note, can anyone think of a good fancy dress costume for leavers prom? I have only a few ideas so far:

- Deadmau5
- Party Rock robot
- A pimp
- A gentleman in a tuxedo

Any other good ideas guys?

Anyone promoting Jager Bombs better be talking jager in beer. Red Bull is for amateurs

skarekrow13 wrote:Anyone promoting Jager Bombs better be talking jager in beer. Red Bull is for amateurs

Beer? Hahaha, where I'm from, we use Vodka and Rum. But seriously, don't ever do that. I did it and you will regret it.

Wait a second, are we talking about underwear, alcohol, or rednecks? All three? I have many stories, but I don't want to get too off-topic.

No rednecks, just the rest.

And also thinking up some snazzy fancy dress ideas for me, if you're not too busy.

Red Thermal Underwear, a metal cod piece, and nipple tassles. Trust me, if you go out into town like that you'll definitely draw some eyes.

Ah underwear and beer. Have I ever told you about the time I stumbled upon two sophmores from my highschool, passed out, drunk, with their pants around their ankles? He and her must have been having a fun time until they took a nap. It looked like nothing "ADULT" had happened either, and they were laying in some bushes with a picnic basket and a blanket that they were laying on. Their food was half eaten, and they were still breathing so it wasn't some suicide thing. I honestly don't know what the *** happened, but boy did it make me laugh.

I can somewhat match that story. So this happened maaaaany enos ago, back when sock-em-boopers were around. Me and my brother both got a pair and we would vent our frustrations on each other. Well one day we got into a little scuffle with them and I threw a punch that smacked him right on the head, and what do you know his pants fell down! As his pants were dropping I was in the middle of another punch and when it landed his pants were at his ankles and he fell over against the wall. Now I can't remember if I cracked his head (there were alot of instances of me somehow cracking his head on something) but it was pretty freaking hilarious when my mother walked in on this and saw what had happened from the crying.

Funny thing is Wiki I actually checked to see if they were alright, and the girl came to and looked at me and just froze like a deer. She stumbled away pulling up her pants and just ran into the Neighbourhood, then the guy got up, started drinking, and told me to leave before he "kicked your ***." He was a regular Hank Hill, I tell you what.

Aw *** man, I remember Sock Em Boppers, they were so much fun. I have a story about those too, but that one might not be appropriate for the Forum.

Playing with those things was awesome, me and my friends use to just wale on each other with those things.

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