by TheMeInTeam Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:52 pm
Game review publications are frequently one of the biggest jokes out there. They obviously take payments, are obviously bought out, and they lie to consumers outright or are at the very least excessively unprofessional to the point where no objective metrics are applied to ranking games with any consistency whatsoever.
My favorite to this point is still gameinformer giving Civilization V a 9.5/10 on its vanilla release. I was on the beta for that game, and seeing the review cost trashinformer my subscription. Even if you ignored all of the design problems in that game, the following were serious, objective issues with the game and known at the time of release and before:
1. UI efficiency --> It took more inputs to accomplish the same actions compared to previous games.
2. UI accuracy --> So, you know what's fun in a game? Having a unit display that will do a "ranged attack", but when you click to do the ranged attack, the unit instead moves closer to the target. Since the unit is a ranged unit, it's weak up close, and now it can't attack because it used up its movement.
3. Other control problems --> Unless you took control of every hex being worked manually, the game could re-arranged your tiles worked *after* ending turn and starve your city down a size without prompting you. Pro reviewers couldn't notice something I noticed in 10 minutes of play? Really?
4. Stability --> Quite a few people on "minimum" and even "recommended" specs struggled to play the game at all, and on top of that it runs slowly on "recommended specs". Very slowly.
5. Multiplayer --> For over a YEAR after release, it was impossible to play civ V multiplayer with more than 2 people. You would think a PROFESSIONAL REVIEW PUBLICATION, evaluation a AAA title, would perhaps have made one tiny mention of the fact that online MP didn't function whatsoever? How does a game with a core feature non-functional get a 9.5/10 and NO MENTION of this issue?!
Civ V has since gotten better, though a near-perfect score is still questionable on a game that most systems won't let you appreciably use all of its features. Regardless 9.5/10 wasn't just a matter of opinion, it was an irresponsible lie to consumers among many, and one that cost GI very little since apparently most people still eat that crap up.
This isn't a one-off issue with them though. Publications are flat-out unreliable and dishonest on a consistent basis, and thus lose the only core value they advertise that they provide. In MOST writing professions, journalistic integrity is a serious part of one's career. Why is that obviously false in game reviews?