I honestly made this account for the sole purpose of sharing this story, it was just too amazing not to tell others about ^_^ it's long but funny...to me at least.
Basically, I was doing PvP on my level 12. No, not griefing, actual PvP using a normal +5 weapon. I invaded a couple of anti-griefers and went ahead and tossed on GMW and the Hornet Ring since I was dealing with QFS and a chaos MSGS.
Long story short I murdered the phantom and the host dashboarded. I sent him a message asking why he'd dashboarded when he could've two-shot killed me and he responded with "guess what f*** you"
We had a short exchange (me being bitingly sarcastic, him acting like your typical XBL bully) and then he finally sent me a rage message informing me he'd blocked comms. About five minutes later his buddy, the one I murdered, sent me a message telling me to stop trolling the host. I told him I'd gladly do that when the host stopped acting like an eight-year-old on his daddy's XBOX. My first and only mistake.
We proceeded to have a VERY long conversation over the space of the afternoon and early evening, which basically consisted of me being subtly sarcastic/overbearingly polite while he peppered me with misspelled and profanity-laced messages about how I'd regret "f****ing with his bros". He eventually challenged me to a PvP match...vs. his level 240, which he claimed was his ONLY PvP build. Conveniently, this was after I mentioned my highest character was SL 125. I got a good giggle out of that and asked him how many casts of WoTG he had (he didn't get it).
After I explained to him that I couldn't summon him because of the -10%/+infinite summoning range in the RSS, he said he'd killed all the bosses except the Taurus Demon and he could only summon me there...after I'd already mentioned I hosted there. So, he could only summon me at one of the most active PvP spots in the game, where he wouldn't even be able to see my RSS before someone invaded me. Heh, cute.
In the end, after I succeeded in embarassing him to the point where he was getting visibly frustrated, he suddenly revealed he actually had a SL120 that was "an anything build, not for pvp but itll work." So, I summoned him and...he had on full Havel's and was toting the stone greatsword. I was immediately suspicious but decided to go on ahead. I bowed, he used the TWoP effect of the sword and ran up with a shotel...YES, a shotel, even though I didn't have a shield...and started R2 spamming me. I had the Murakumo on and managed to stunlock him and...
He had hacked HP.
The last thing he sent to me was "dont f*** with my bros nob"
Most amazing player ever. I didn't even report him in the end ^_^ As amusing as it is, though, it kind of kills my faith in humanity (no punz intended) to know that there's people like this running around ruining the gaming experiences of perfectly reasonable folks.
I met an idiot who did silly things and then set up a duel and killed me with his hacked character.
So yeah, that's it. Share your experiences and tell me about your favorite idiot