funniest looking armor combination

alright so what could i wear to look like an idiot in pvp?
i was thinking xanthous crown, onion chest, maidens gloves, smauggs leggings?
what you guys think?
also i want to get like 50 att so i can run around and cast toxic mist 10 times just so that i can be annoying lmao, or anything u guys could think of that would be funny to do like duel wield bonewheels
wanna make the ultimate troll

Naked with mimics chest head

Just swap the Smough's and Maiden's gear you have (use Maiden Gloves and Smough's Legs) and I think you've done a good enough job honestly

egg head+smough body + black tights + xanthous gloves?

or mimic head with channelers trident, heck any odd set up where you just trident dance would be fine.

Smough body and boar helm, that is all.

the Trident dance is a must! You could spam Toxic Mist and than dance in the middle of it all.

Nah, Smough's is too obvious to really be funny. I randomly saw Baal's summon sign the other day and tried to summon him for kicks then send him away, so I put on the most ridiculous set of armor I could match:

Xanthous Crown
Havel's Armor
(I forget the gloves... but they're not important)
Dusk Skirt

-Gargoyle Shield on my back
-Spiked shield 2-handed

With the extra fat body type, too!

Stand in a blocking stance and summon someone like this, and it'll take them a second to realize what you are--it barely looks human!

Why not Helm of the Wise, golden/ yellow skin color, and Eastern leggings, then dual weild Broken Swords

wait is it possible to duel wield channelers tridents? and dance with both?

No, the dance is the 2HR2 so you cant dual Dancw, but you could dual wield.

And what about Whips?

Crown of dark sun

Onion body

hollow soldier waistcloth

crystal gauntlets

Good troll spells/pyros/etc: mist pyros, chameleon, hidden body, TWOP (in conjunction with mist spells), great magic barrier (to make yourself look even more hilarious), force (NOT for bs etc, but just to knock everybody down while you waddle away), firesurge (not much damage, but funny as heck on the run)

Good troll weapons: dragonslayer bow, channeler trident, dungpies/poison knives, queelag's fury sword (that hilarious 360 degree spin move - charging attack I think?), any paired useless weapons like 1hd regular clubs