This is truly the most inexplainable picture in the world.(NSFW)

So now that's wrapped up, anyone up for some real gore? Okay, didn't think so...I'll just go back to my corner now.

Frank Gore maybe. I'm more of a Fred Jackson fan though

Okay, this thread is way weirder than the pic itself.

That's how most of the threads on this site are haha.

Challenge accepted, Darkson.

There is a deaf, somewhat retarded young man engrossed with a camera. He carries around a stitching machine as some sort of trophy, as he used it to satisfy his autistic obsession of tailoring suits. He's wearing one of his tuxedos, therefore. Being autistic it was a bad idea to let him drive, but his father leant him a large lorry regardless. He parked it on the edge of a hillside next to a lake, at which point it fell in. The police were called and are standing around doing nothing because they're flabbergasted at the sight of a retard in a suit with a stitching machine getting his picture taken with an extremely badly parked truck.

The picture has been explained.

Autism shouldn't really effect driving skills...I'm not satisfied with your story!

His driving was further affected by the fact he refused to let go of his sewing machine and for some reason manipulated the steering wheel with his teeth.

This story is getting ridiculous.

That is more acceptable.

Lol.

I don't know about you guys, but I think this picture is true art.

Tolvo wrote:Please, I was not a hipster before not being a hipster was cool.

I shall now sit back and let this paradox play out.

This isn't a paradox in any sense of the word...

Besides if being a hipster just means guys who dress as a more retarded version of indie kids and who like bands just because their name is long and stupid, I'm glad I aint one of them

That's exactly what a hipster is haha.

Though I do love a lot of Indie games.

The ruined the word Indie for the rest of us.

Indie kids also look stupid though frankly, they all look ridiculous, gonna love those holes in your ear when you've grown up a bit mate

I'm not one of those people, I just like indie games, but I don't get into the culture. I'm not sitting around in Starbucks at 6PM on my Laptop writing my "Genius" new novel that is totally original while wearing a scarf and long coat in the middle of summer.

that wasn't referring to you was to hipsters obviously, though they'll vary a lot between our countries I reckon lol

btw you've ogt the same title as me, you're gonna have more posts than me by the time wednesday comes around

The Hipster craze hasn't yet fully hit England, thank god. I am often forced to engage in jolly co-operation with very un-jolly goths and emo kids, however. England is bad for those.

I don't know about that, I could always have a busy week out of nowhere.

I definitely have the highest reputation on the site though haha.

Rockstar2112 wrote:The Hipster craze hasn't yet fully hit England, thank god. I am often forced to engage in jolly co-operation with very un-jolly goths and emo kids, however. England is bad for those.

Goths are still around? I see very few I must say, though still the odd emo kid around, though they're all little indie sheep now lol

Tolvo, you've gained 50 rep in 2 days, how the hell does this stuff happen? :shock:

Well goths used very loosely. I don't know what other term to apply to these people with gaping holes in their ears and consistently dark makeup/clothing tbh :L

hmmm maybe my sheltered existence in a town rather than a city means i dont see many, but then again whenever I go to a city, I still don't see any

Goths are actually extremely common over here, I'm friends with about twenty Goths currently.

Rockstar2112 wrote:The Hipster craze hasn't yet fully hit England, thank god. I am often forced to engage in jolly co-operation with very un-jolly goths and emo kids, however. England is bad for those.

I'd say it almost has, I've seen my fair share of Skrillex haired, hoop eared youngsters sitting in Starbucks on a Macbook Pro, whilst drinking a £5 Super double Latte-Frappucino. Oh, and skinny jeans... :x

Woah bro... I have a Mac, and skinny jeans..

Except it's a dirty old beat up 10.4.

I'm not a hipster though, cause I don't do stupid stuff ironically...

I do have a Jack Skellington tattoo even though I've never watched all of The Nightmare Before Christmas..

I'm not an emo either, cause I not sitting in some corner crying about my life and cutting my thighs..

Not a goth, you're not gonna catch me wearing make up.. I also don't have any chains to hang off my pants..


Crap... I didn't realize till now that I'm close to being a hipster..

In my defense, I don't have any long coats or scarfs, and I listen to rock music..

Dangit.. I gotta go do something about this.

*EDIT!* I don't like Starbucks, or coffee!

*editedit* I gotta go get a manlier avatar.. (Resolved.. I'll miss you Chocobo.)

That might be a perfect avatar.

Mine's better.