Haha I'm reputed to be a top gentleman!

Thats right guys I just hit 30 rep. Not sure what that means but if I had to rate it I'd say

5- Ya gonna go far kid

15- Mr or Sir my good man what what?

30- Lets get that cane out of the cupboard and give Dark Souls a darn good drubbing!

147- Tolvo. Is there anyone else?

Bwahahahaa I'm so english it scares me some times....

Please, you're as far from dapper as they come, such little rep? Tsk tsk, sir you should learn to walk with your cane in hand rather than under your arm.

*Puts on a top hat*

Good day sir.

*Leaves*

By gosh, oh jolly my dearest Tolvo you seem to have grown in rep. Why last time I did see thee only had 145 rep. Now what a wondrous occasion you have 150 rep. Jolly good show dear friend. Come round for some tea and biscuits?

Bounders and Cads the lot of you. I've never known such riff raff and scallywags to masquerade as honest Gentry. Blighters and Rapscallions!

The local constabulary has been informed.

I bid you good day.

Why you pilferous malcontent. You have made an enemy this day good sir! I expunge your honour and challenge thee to a duel! Muskets, outisde the mayors hall tomorrow noon. Be there or you shall face ridicule.

Muskets?! Muskets! Sir I shall not tarnish my honour with such base and brutish tools. Pistols at dawn my good man, we shall duel as Gentlemen or not at all.

Mr Tarquin Fox-Wittington of Smythe shall be my second.

Ah, I should have expected such feminine weaponry from one with such little honour. But so it shall be. I name his Lordship Maxwell Dominoque Tolvonian as my second.

Smythe? That brutish cad is not even dapper enough to shine my monocle. And Pistols? Oh how I pity you, the poor unclean masses the lot of you!

Rapiers good sir, rapiers my good man shall serve to provide a duel worthy of the highest honours.

I shall get mine out of my dueling case and give you all a jolly good drubbing!

Here here what what!

Samuel James Worthington the 3rd, 4th Duke of Emmeton, Admiral of the Navy, and dear friend to Sir Richard Wayne Pennyroyle Esquire shall administer the formalities gentlemen.

With reverend Francis P Mulchahey giving the last rights to the dearly departed.

I of course shall be watching with great interett from my smoking room out at my 1500 acre estate on which you shall duel. Alas however I must depart the blood hounds call for the fox hunt.

Haha my good friend Viral, your input into our most daring exploit is most advantageous. I will allow Samuel James Worthington the 3rd, 4th Duke of Emmeton, Admiral of the Navy, and dear friend to Sir Richard Wayne Pennyroyle Esquire to administer our duel. Now I too must depart, my art collection shall not view itself.

Ah I pray thee wait sir! I should mention that this summer I shall be vacationing in British East Africa wherein I shall safari with a good friend of mine, one Leon Courtney, there will be many opportunities for an esteemed individual such as yourself to hunt the wild Lions with Africas greatest white hunter Mr Courtney.

You may even find yourself dueling with Lord Maxdom Tolvo, another esteemed individual, in various forests in the area...

I have already named his lordship Maxwell as nmy second. I feel it would insutlt his honour to del him so soon. I would happily join thee on a safdari to the untamed Africa. How the sport of boaring has become so boring these last months. Smme gentlemanly hunting is sure to excite one such as myself.

Ah jolly good then. I'll have my man Ishmael make us his famous brandy ginger snaps along with our morning coffee. The hunting car will arrive at eight tomorow. See to it that you luggage is sent via the Seaers Transport Company. I have shares in it and it shaln't cost you a shilling.

This thread is like a wake for the Death of British culture in the foreign eye :|

Umbasa.