Just for lulz...

Playing DkS the other day, and while talking to Domnhall, it hit me. Some of these NPCs could actually make for some pretty appropriate modern-day teachers.

Example: Domnhall - Economics
Andre - Shop Class
Dusk - Finishing School
Rickert - Douchebaggerry 101
Ingward - English Renaissance Lit
Logan - just a big nerd; I suspect he'd teach some mind-meltingly hard class
Patches - wouldn't teach a thing; would just troll about the campus keying cars and slashing tires
Siegmeyer - Geography (he's all over that map)
Alvina - Speech (if you could overlook the fact that you're being taught by a carnivorous feline)
Reah - Sunday School

Again, this isn't a serious thread so just play around with as you will, or excoriate me for writing something really dumb. Enjoy.

I think Siegmeyer would teach something more along the lines of Politics. He always manages to spin everything he says to seem polite and keeps his words from making you look down on him.

I nominate Petrus for Theology

And Quelana for Tutoring

Undead merchant would be the creepy Janitor

White Mamba wrote:Undead merchant would be the creepy Janitor

Don't be a nitwit.

The Crest fallen warrior could be an security guard.

I'd put Quelaan or Anastacia of Astora for School nurse

Eingyi will be Quelaan Assistant

Oscar for Principal

Havel and Maneater Mildred would be boys and girls Physical Education
Beatrice could be gymnastics coach (since she can walk the Abyss......much harder than a balance beam)
Seath as the Science Teacher (just be careful with the frogs he brings in to dissect.......and then mutate into Octopus monsters)
Smough as the School Disciplinarian and Ornstein as the Truant Officer (and there's always kids whispering about what they do outside of school)

Weare slowly staffing DKS HS or university

skarekrow13 wrote:Havel and Maneater Mildred would be boys and girls Physical Education.

Sorry i think mildred would be better as the lunch lady

I wonder what would Solaire teach

Solaire would be run the Community Service Club or he would be the guy who makes sure poeple do their community service